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Funny Thanksgiving Dad Jokes | Puns 2023
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
“He sensed foul play.”
What key has legs and can’t open a door?
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
“Because he had his own drumsticks.”
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
“He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
“Because he will gobble it up.”
If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
What do you call a running turkey?
What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”
What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
“All about that baste.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
“Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
What kind of key can’t open doors?
What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?
What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
Mom: After you take the turkey out of the oven, how long do you let it rest?
Dad: Well, it depends on how tired it is.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
“I’m all about that baste.”
“Oh my gourd, I ate too much.”
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?
“It’s a crummy job.”
“I only have pies for you.”
Short Dad Thanksgiving Puns & Turkey Riddles 2023
Why did the turkey cross the road?
“The chicken had Thanksgiving off.”
Why didn’t the turkey eat any food?
“Because he was already stuffed.”
Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
“It appealed to his baster instincts.”
What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
“Of course! Buildings can’t jump.”
Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?”
“Because they use fowl language!”
How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
“She took the gravy train.”
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
What do you get when you cross Halloween with Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey cross and then recross the road?
“To prove he wasn’t chicken.”
What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing, wing. “
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken?
“Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.”
What do turkeys wish for approaching Thanksgiving?
What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving?
If pears grow on pear trees and apples, on apple trees, where do turkeys grow?
What do you call a turkey running at full speed?
Thanksgiving Jokes For Adults 2023
“I shot my first-ever turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Sure scared everyone in the grocery store, though.”
How do you win an argument with your family at Thanksgiving this year?
“Hit the “End Meeting” button.”
“So this guy checks into rehab the day after Thanksgiving. As it turns out, he just couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
“Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.”
If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be most famous for?
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to Thanksgiving dinner?
“He got the cold shoulder.”
Why was the turkey ruined on Thanksgiving?
“I have no idea, but I suspect fowl play.”
This morning, my wife said she wanted me to help fix Thanksgiving dinner.
I said, “Why? Is it broken?”
What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving Day?
“On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for one day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.”
“I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie, but some people say that’s irrational.”
One Liners Turkey Jokes 2023
“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”
“Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap.”
“You make my turkey timer pop.”
“We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later. Today it’s all about the poul-tree.”
“Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck”
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“Baby, you’re like a turkey dinner: I’ll eat you with (cranberry) relish.”
“Why did the cranberry turn red?” “Because he saw the turkey dressing!”
“I hope that Turkey’s not the only thing about to get stuffed.”
Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes One-Liners 2023
“Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together.”
“They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.”
“Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.”
“Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.”
“I love it when you watch me baste my bird.”
“Can you help me out? I need something big for my centerpiece.”
“Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries.”
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“I need only 30 seconds to make you meat thermometer pop.”
“The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.”
“I’ll have my slice with [insert a dirty word]”
“You can mash my potatoes anytime.”
Horrible Thanksgiving Jokes 2023
Here are handpicked horrible thanksgiving jokes to share with other to have a fun time.
“If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes she’d turn over in her gravy.”
What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
“I’ll tell you later.”
“My family told me to stop telling bad Thanksgiving jokes, but I couldn’t just quit cold turkey.”
What smells best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Turkey Jokes For Adults 2023
“The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.”
“Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.”
“The table’s not the only thing that needs to get laid.”
“Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.”
“Do you have anything to put in my cornucopia?”
“(with Turkey Breasts) “Stop staring at my br*asts”
“Yes, you can butter my biscuit.”
“You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.”
“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”
November Jokes For Adults 2023
“November is a hot month.
Not as hot as Novfire but much warmer than Novashes.”
“I doubt I’ll shave at the end of November.
My beard is really growing on me.”
“It’s a cold November evening and 2 men out on the town.
They enter a bar and approach the keeper.”
“I opened a pistachio shell, and there was nothing inside.
Even Mother Nature is participating in No Nut November.”
“My childhood crush and I are finally getting married this year!
Me in August, and her in November.”
“My friend asked why I didn’t shave after November ended.
I replied, “It grew on me.”
What’s the opposite of November?
“Donkey looks at the bar keeper and says, “T-T-T-T-T-Two B-B-B-B-Beers Ppppppppp-Ppppplease.”
“I am really glad that No Nut November is over.
A whole month without cashews was rough.”
“One man says to the other man, “Hey Donkey, I think it’s your turn” and walks off to use the toilet.”
“Given his speech impediment, the keeper feels sorry for the man and asks, “Do you mind him calling you Donkey?”
Clean Thanksgiving Dad Jokes 2023
Here are some of the best Thanksgiving dad jokes to have a fun time with people this holiday season.
Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
What instrument does a turkey play?
Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
“There was no thyme!”
What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
“Because they wear their buckles on their hats!”
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
“May the forks be with you.”
Thanksgiving Bad Dad Jokes 2023
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
“My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That’s it. That’s the joke.”
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots.”
“You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.”
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
“Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”
What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
Good Thanksgiving Dad Jokes 2023
How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?
“He was already stuffed.”
Why was the turkey put in jail?
“The police suspected fowl play.”
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
What did the leftover turkey say?
“Make me a sandwich!”
What did the turkey say to the computer?
“You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.”
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
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