60+ Best Thanksgiving Dad Jokes & Riddles For 2022 Corny As Cornbread

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Thanksgiving is the best time in the year as you can spend quality time with your family and people who matter to you in the holiday season.

Therefore, here I have compiled some of the best Thanksgiving dad jokes for adults before Christmas to share with your friends, family, or people in your communities.

Moreover, these dad jokes feature kids’ friendly funny, clever, and hilarious jokes & memes to make sure everyone laughs out loud.

Take a look below and pick the suitable dad jokes about thanksgiving to have a fun time with your favorite people in your life.

Most Funny Thanksgiving Dad Jokes & Riddles 2022

Dad Jokes About Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack, Quack!”

Funny Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
“He sensed foul play.”

Funny Turkey Dad Jokes & Riddles

What key has legs and can’t open a door?
“A tur-key.”

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Why did they let the turkey join the band?
“Because he had his own drumsticks.”

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What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
“He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”

Funny Dad Jokes About Thanksgiving

Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
“Because he will gobble it up.”

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If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
“A goblet.”

What do you call a running turkey?
“Fast food.”

What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”

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What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
“All about that baste.”

What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
“Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”

Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”

What instrument does a turkey play?
“The drumsticks!”

What kind of key can’t open doors?
“A tur-key.”

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What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble.”

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”

Mom: After you take the turkey out of the oven, how long do you let it rest?
Dad: Well, it depends on how tired it is.

 What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.”

Short Dad Thanksgiving Puns & Turkey Riddles 2022

Dad Thanksgiving Puns

Why did the turkey cross the road?
“The chicken had Thanksgiving off.”

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Why didn’t the turkey eat any food?
“Because he was already stuffed.”

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Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
“It appealed to his baster instincts.”

What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
“A gobblet.”

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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
“Of course! Buildings can’t jump.”

Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?”
“Because they use fowl language!”

How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
“She took the gravy train.”

What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
“The outside!”

What do you get when you cross Halloween with Thanksgiving?
“A poultry-geist.”

Why did the turkey cross and then recross the road?
“To prove he wasn’t chicken.”

What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”

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What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing, wing. 

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken?
“Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.”

What do turkeys wish for approaching Thanksgiving?

What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving?

If pears grow on pear trees and apples, on apple trees, where do turkeys grow?

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What do you call a turkey running at full speed?
“Fast food”

I hope you have found these Thanksgiving dad jokes funny enough to make everyone smile.

Moreover, you can check out these jokes and memes on food, love, animals, and holiday puns for more ideas to suit different situations and moods.

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