Take a look below and pick the suitable dad jokes about thanksgiving to have a fun time with your favorite people in your life.
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Most Funny Thanksgiving Dad Jokes & Riddles 2022
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
“He sensed foul play.”
What key has legs and can’t open a door?
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
“Because he had his own drumsticks.”
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
“He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
“Because he will gobble it up.”
If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
What do you call a running turkey?
What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”
What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
“All about that baste.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
“Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”
Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
What instrument does a turkey play?
What kind of key can’t open doors?
What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?
What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
Mom: After you take the turkey out of the oven, how long do you let it rest?
Dad: Well, it depends on how tired it is.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Short Dad Thanksgiving Puns & Turkey Riddles 2022
Why did the turkey cross the road?
“The chicken had Thanksgiving off.”
Why didn’t the turkey eat any food?
“Because he was already stuffed.”
Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
“It appealed to his baster instincts.”
What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
“Of course! Buildings can’t jump.”
Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?”
“Because they use fowl language!”
How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
“She took the gravy train.”
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
What do you get when you cross Halloween with Thanksgiving?
Why did the turkey cross and then recross the road?
“To prove he wasn’t chicken.”
What’s the official dance of Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing, wing, wing. “
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken?
“Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.”
What do turkeys wish for approaching Thanksgiving?
What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving?
If pears grow on pear trees and apples, on apple trees, where do turkeys grow?
What do you call a turkey running at full speed?
I hope you have found these Thanksgiving dad jokes funny enough to make everyone smile.
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