80+ Best Thanksgiving Day Jokes | Spanish | Knock Knock | Good 2022

Laughter is the best medicine, and holidays are incomplete without it!

We are here to help you with the best Thanksgiving day jokes to make your holidays better.

Therefore, here are some of the best Thanksgiving day jokes that include Spanish and good knock knock jokes.

Pick suitable jokes, memes, riddles, and trivia on Thanksgiving and turkey.

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Thanksgiving Day Jokes For Adults

Thanksgiving Day Jokes For Adults

“Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.”

“Can you help me out? I need something big for my centerpiece.”

“The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.”

“You’re sweeter than a hot marshmallow on a candied yam.”

“Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.”

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“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”

“Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.”

“Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries.”

“Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together.”

“Yes, you can butter my biscuit.”

“Gosh, I dunno if I can fit this drumstick onto my plate.”

“Do you have anything to put in my cornucopia?”

“This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.”

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“I wanna see your horn of plenty.”

“Hope this dinner won’t be the only thing filling me up tonight.”

“I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.”

“Gobble gobble, I love watching you wobble.”

“I wanna play with your butterballs.”

“I’m ready to ride your Mayflower.”

Dirty Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Dirty Thanksgiving Day Jokes

“I’d rather swallow your gravy tn.”

“I’ve got something else for you to feast on.”

“Leave the pie. I have better plans for the whipped cream.”

“Even though I’m wifey you can hit like a side dish.”

“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”

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“Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.”

“I’m going to make your Plymouth Rock. (Lolz.)”

“Do you want to hop on my gravy train?”

“Want to candy my yams?”

“You put the “ass” in casserole.”

“I’d rather be feasting on you tonight.”

“Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year.”

“I’ve got something for you to gobble.”

“You make my turkey timer pop.”

“Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.”

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“Better save room for dessert, because the best flavor of pie is me.”

“Talk Turkey to me”

“I hope that Turkey’s not the only thing about to get stuffed.”

“Let’s make like mac ‘n cheese and melt together.”

“You can mash my potatoes anytime.”

“I’ve got something for you to GOBBLE”

“I’ll have my slice with [insert a dirty word]”

“They say tying the legs together keeps everything moist.”

Good Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Good Thanksgiving Day Jokes

What did the turkey say to the computer when it had to urgently search for something?
Google, google, google.”

What kind of music gadgets does turkey use at the Turkey day feast?
Drumsticks.”

Why can’t a turkey eat anything on the last Thursday of November?
“Because it is always stuffed.”

Why was the turkey arrested by the police?
Because it was suspected of fowl play.”

What type of key can never open doors?
A tur-key.”

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What will you call the ghost of a turkey?
“A poultry-geist.”

What type of dessert does a turkey have at the Turkey Day feast?
“Peach Gobbler.”

What did the dad say when his family told him to stop making lame jokes about cold turkeys?
“I can’t quit cold turkey.”

What will you call a creature who came back bloated from the Thanksgiving feast?
A stuffed animal.”

What pop song do people play on Thanksgivings day?
“All about that baste.”

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What dish on the table makes the worst jokes at a Thanksgiving dinner?
The corny bread.”

What did the pilgrim call his friends who came with him on Mayflower?
“Pal-grims.”

Where can you find a turkey that doesn’t have legs?
On the Thanksgiving dinner table.”

Bad Thanksgiving Day Jokes

Bad Thanksgiving Day Jokes

What happened to the turkey who fought with other chickens?
He got his stuffing knocked out of him.”

Can a turkey fly higher than the Empire State Building?
“Of course! After all, the building cannot fly.”

When does a turkey feel the most grateful?
“The day after Thanksgiving.”

What does Frankenstein like to have on the fourth Thursday of November?
“Turkey with grave-y.”

What would you yell after seeing a turkey running on the dining table?
“Fast food on the table.”

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What do you call depressed cranberries?
“Blueberries.”

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
“Your teeth!”

Why did cranberries go red?
“They saw turkey dressing.”

Why did cranberries turn into blueberries?
“Someone was mean towards them.”

What’s pumpkin’s favorite thing to do on their free time?
“SQUASH!”

Thanksgiving Day Knock Knock Jokes

Thanksgiving Day Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up it’s time to feast!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewy who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll eat all the leftovers!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hanksgiving is here!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the gravy, I want some more.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the turkey stuffing!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

Thanksgiving Jokes In Spanish

Thanksgiving Jokes In Spanish

“Cuáles son las vacas más perezosas? Vacaciones!
Translation: What’s the laziest type of cow? “A vacation!”

¿Qué hace una abeja en el gimnasio? Zumba!
Translation: What does a bee do in the gym? “Zumba!”

¿Cómo llama el vaquero a su hija?
– ¡Hijaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Translation: How does the cowboy call his daughter? “Eeee – haaa!”

¿Qué le dijo un techo a otro techo?
– Techo de menos.
Translation: What did one roof say to the other roof? “I miss you.”

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