Here are funny things on Thanksgiving from puns to one-liners and jokes to riddles related to Turkey and Thanksgiving.
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Best Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Adults 2023
What has feathers and a beak but is dressed?
“A Thanksgiving turkey.”
Where do turkeys go to dance?
“The Butter Ball.”
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
“Neither — you should use a knife.”
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
“In the dictionary.”
What do you get when you have Broom Hilda on the beach with a turkey?
“A turkey sand-witch.”
I can be smashed, baked, carved, and you can see me everywhere on Thanksgiving. What am I?
It can be hot or cold and made with fruit, vegetable, or meat. But either way, on a Thanksgiving table, I will be a treat. What am I?
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
“Because of their fowl language.”
I have ears, but I cannot hear. I have flakes, but I have no hair. What am I?
What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?
“Thanksgiving breakfast and lunch.”
What do grateful, thankful, wonderful, and joyful have all in common?
“They are all stuffed.”
What is brown, big, and red all over?
“A turkey with cranberry sauce.”
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
“Lots of drumsticks.”
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
“Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.”
Best Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Kids 2023
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
“He sensed fowl play.”
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
“Because he had his own drumsticks.”
Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
“Because he will gobble it up.”
If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
What do you call a running turkey?
What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”
Why was the turkey put in jail?
“The police suspected fowl play.”
How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?
“He was already stuffed.”
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What did the turkey say to the computer?
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
What instrument does a turkey play?
What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?
Funny Thanksgiving Food Jokes Riddles For Kids 2023
What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
“Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots.”
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
Why did the cranberries turn red?
“Because they saw the turkey dressing.”
My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That’s it. That’s the joke.
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Clever Pilgrim Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Kids 2023
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?
“It’s a crummy job.”
What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
“Because they wear their buckles on their hats!”
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
“On their feet.”
What do the Pilgrims, Indigenous people, and Puritans have in common?
“The letter “i.”
Pious and devout, I wear black and white clothes and funny hats. I am not a nun nor a priest, but I was an adventurer. Who am I?
Top Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids 2023
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t drink eat this much!
Tamara we’ll eat all the leftovers!
Annie body seen the turkey?
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Arthur any leftovers?
Don eat all the gravy, I want some more.
Best Thanksgiving Puns 2023
“I’m all about that baste.”
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”
“Let’s get basted.”
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“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“Oh my gourd, I ate too much.”
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