80+ Best Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles | Kids | Adults | Funny Puns | 2023

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Start your holiday season with these best Thanksgiving jokes and riddles for kids and adults.

Moreover, jokes and riddles are the best Thanksgiving traditions around relatives, family, and friends at Thanksgiving dinner.

However, Thanksgiving preparation can be stressful sometimes, therefore, funny jokes, puns, and trivia can help relieve some of that tension.

Also, you can share the holiday vibes of Thanksgiving memes on social media with your favorite turkey day Instagram captions from the list below!

Here are funny things on Thanksgiving from puns to one-liners and jokes to riddles related to Turkey and Thanksgiving.

Best Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Adults 2023

Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Adults

What has feathers and a beak but is dressed?
“A Thanksgiving turkey.”

Thanksgiving Jokes Riddles For Adults

Where do turkeys go to dance?
“The Butter Ball.”

Best Thanksgiving Jokes Riddles For Adults

At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
“Neither — you should use a knife.”

Adults Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
“The outside.”

Best Thanksgiving Adults Jokes And Riddles

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
“In the dictionary.”

Best Jokes And Riddles On Thanksgiving  For Adults

What do you get when you have Broom Hilda on the beach with a turkey?
“A turkey sand-witch.”

Pumpkin Thanksgiving Jokes For Adults

I can be smashed, baked, carved, and you can see me everywhere on Thanksgiving. What am I?
“A pumpkin.”

It can be hot or cold and made with fruit, vegetable, or meat. But either way, on a Thanksgiving table, I will be a treat. What am I?
“A pie.”

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
“Because of their fowl language.”

I have ears, but I cannot hear. I have flakes, but I have no hair. What am I?

What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?
“Thanksgiving breakfast and lunch.”

What do grateful, thankful, wonderful, and joyful have all in common?
“They are all stuffed.”

What is brown, big, and red all over?
“A turkey with cranberry sauce.”

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
“Lots of drumsticks.”

Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
“Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.”

Best Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Kids 2023

Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Kids

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack, Quack!”

Best Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
“He sensed fowl play.”

Best Thanksgiving Riddles For Kids

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
“Because he had his own drumsticks.”

Funny Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
“Because he will gobble it up.”

Funny Thanksgiving Riddles For Kids

If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
“A goblet.”

Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Kids

What do you call a running turkey?
“Fast food.”

What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”

Why was the turkey put in jail?
“The police suspected fowl play.”

How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?
“He was already stuffed.”

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What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google.”

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
“A poultry-geist.”

What kind of weather does a turkey like?
“Fowl weather.”

Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”

What instrument does a turkey play?
“The drumsticks!”

What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble.”

Funny Thanksgiving Food Jokes Riddles For Kids 2023

Thanksgiving Food Jokes Riddles For Kids

What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
“Squash casserole.”

Funny Thanksgiving Food Jokes For Kids

What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
“The casse-role.”

Funny Thanksgiving Food Jokes

What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
“Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”

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What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
“Peach gobbler!”

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots.”

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”

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Why did the cranberries turn red?
“Because they saw the turkey dressing.”

My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That’s it. That’s the joke.

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Clever Pilgrim Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Kids 2023

Pilgrim Thanksgiving Jokes And Riddles For Kids

What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
“Plymouth Rock.”

Clever Pilgrim Thanksgiving Jokes Memes

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?
“It’s a crummy job.”

What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?

Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
“Because they wear their buckles on their hats!”

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
“Their age.”

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
“On their feet.”

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What do the Pilgrims, Indigenous people, and Puritans have in common?
“The letter “i.”

Pious and devout, I wear black and white clothes and funny hats. I am not a nun nor a priest, but I was an adventurer. Who am I?

Top Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids 2023

Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t drink eat this much!

Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll eat all the leftovers!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Don who?
Don eat all the gravy, I want some more.

Best Thanksgiving Puns 2023

Best Thanksgiving Puns

“I’m all about that baste.”

Best Thanksgiving Puns One Liners

“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”

Best Thanksgiving One Liners

“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”

Thanksgiving Pie Puns

“I only have pies for you.”

“Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”

“Let’s get basted.”

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“Gobble ’til you wobble.”

“Oh my gourd, I ate too much.”

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I hope you have found these funny Thanksgiving jokes and riddles for kids and adults, helped you make the Thanksgiving table happy and positive.

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