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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
“Because he had the drumsticks.”
Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
“Because everything is marked down after the holidays.”
What do you call a dumb gobbler?
“A jerky turkey.”
What has feathers and webbed feet?
“A turkey wearing scuba gear.”
What kind of potatoes go oui-oui-buzz-buzz?
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
“Because they use such FOWL language.”
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
“Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.”
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?
“Because their belt buckles are on their hats!”
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
“Because he had the drumsticks.”
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
“They suspected it of fowl play.”
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
“I’ll let you know next week.”
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
“Boy! I’m stuffed!”
Where did the first corn come from?
“The stalk brought it.”
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
“To keep his wigwam.”
What will you call the ghost of a turkey?
What type of dessert does a turkey have at the Turkey Day feast?
What did the dad say when his family told him to stop making lame jokes about cold turkeys?
“I can’t quit cold turkey.”
If a large turkey is called a gobbler, what would you call a baby turkey?
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
“He had an arrow escape.”
How did the pilgrims travel to pursue higher studies?
What will you call a creature who came back bloated from the Thanksgiving feast?
“A stuffed animal.”
What pop song do people play on Thanksgivings day?
“All about that baste.”
What dish on the table makes the worst jokes at a Thanksgiving dinner?
“The corny bread.”
What did the pilgrim call his friends who came with him on Mayflower?
Where can you find a turkey that doesn’t have legs?
“On the Thanksgiving dinner table.”
What did the turkey say to the computer when it had to urgently search for something? “Google, google, google.”
What kind of music gadgets does turkey use at the Turkey day feast?
Why can’t a turkey eat anything on the last Thursday of November?
“Because it is always stuffed.”
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What happened to corn that got complimented at the dinner?
How long does it take to eat one slice of pumpkin pie?
Why are pilgrims’’ pants always too loose?
“Because they always wear buckles on their hats.”
April showers bring May flowers, guess what May flowers bring?
What genre do pilgrims listen to?
If pilgrims were alive today, what would be the most surprising thing about them?
What would pilgrim wear for Thanksgiving dinner?
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Why did cranberries go red?
“They saw turkey dressing.”
Why did cranberries turn into blueberries?
“Someone was mean towards them.”
What’s pumpkin’s favorite thing to do on their free time?
Who scared the cranberry?
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“I accidentally sat on potatoes, I guess we will serve mashed potatoes today.”
What do you call depressed cranberries?
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Why did turkey say no to dessert?
“He said he was already stuffed.”
Have u heard about turkey’s new phone ringtone?
Why did turkey create a band?
“Because he already had drumsticks.”
Why did a concert get cancelled?
“Somebody ate the drumsticks!!”
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Why turkey prefers android?
“Because he prefers say googlegoogle.”
How turkey got famous?
“He played in Harry Potter and the gobbler of fire”.
Why did turkey regret not studying spelling?
“He wrote gravy instead of grave in his testament.”
What happened when turkey messed with bad boys?
“They beat the stuffing out of him!”
What did one turkey say to another before a feast?
“Do you believe in life after Thanksgiving?”
What happened to the turkey who fought with other chickens?
“He got his stuffing knocked out of him.”
Can a turkey fly higher than the Empire State Building?
“Of course! After all, the building cannot fly.”
When does a turkey feel the most grateful?
“The day after Thanksgiving.”
What do you call the turkey that you see the day after Thanksgiving?
What does Frankenstein like to have on the fourth Thursday of November?
“Turkey with grave-y.”
What would you yell after seeing a turkey running on the dining table?
“Fast food on the table.”
Do you know why the turkey crossed the road back and forth?
“To prove that it is not a chicken.”
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I hope you have a good time reading them, have fun. Happy Thanksgiving!
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