If you are going to spend your Thanksgiving with your loved ones, have turkey, wine, and laughter together, with this list of the best Thanksgiving puns.
Read it and have fun. Happy Thanksgiving!
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Turkey Puns On Thanksgiving 2022
What does a one-legged turkey say?
What do you call a group of featherless turkeys?
“A cluster pluck!”
What do all the gobblers down on the farm like to drink?
Why did the turkey break up with his girlfriend?
“He couldn’t get to first baste!”
What do you call a rude turkey?
Why do turkeys make bad baseball players?
“They only hit fowl balls!”
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What do you call a sarcastic turkey?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
“To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What do turkeys drink out of?
What is the turkey’s favorite type of tree?
What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?
What’s the best thing to do with cold turkey?
“Make turkey chilly!”
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What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween?
Thankful Thanksgiving Puns 2022
“I’m going to gobble that up!”
“Let’s give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.”
“You’ve really got your turk cut out for you.”
“I’m all about that baste.”
“That’s plucking delicious.”
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Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg?
“He didn’t want to whisk it.”
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
“Baking is my cardio.”
Talk turkey to me.
“OK, it’s time to cut myself off — cold turkey.”
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“Turkeys who love coffee are called perkies.”
“Don’t use that fowl language with me!”
Dirty Thanksgiving Puns 2022
“You put the “a$$” in casserole.”
“Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.”
“I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.”
Do you want to hop on the gravy train?
“Let me give you another reason to feel”
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“I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner…”
“What are you going for tonight: thighs or breasts?”
“Saving room for you for dessert. ;)”
“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”
“I’ve got something for you to gobble.”
“My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?”
“Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year.”
“This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.”
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“Ready to ditch your dinner and come baste my turkey instead?”
Thanksgiving Puns For Teachers 2022
Why was the turkey in jail?
“Fowl play.” (Guineas, geese, chickens, pigeons, and turkeys are known as “fowl” and “foul play” is when laws are broken.)
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
“May flour.” (Flour is used to make bread and the Mayflower was the name of the ship the Pilgrims sailed in)
What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?
“Pil-grimace.” (A grimace is an ugly, twisted expression on a person’s face. “Pil-grimace” is a pun, which is a play on words)
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What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
“Puritan.” (Puritans are members of a group of English Protestants from the late 16th and 17th centuries)
Where did they take the Mayflower when it was sick?
“The nearest doc.” (The Mayflower was the ship used to sail to America. “Doc” is short for doctor, and “dock” is where ships park)
How did Mayflower sailors say hello to each other?
“They waved.” (the Mayflower was a ship that sailed on the ocean, which has waves)
Thanksgiving Puns For School 2022
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
“Because he had the drumsticks!”
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
“The turkey, he’s stuffed!”
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot”
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
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Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble?
“Because they never had good table manners.”
Why did the turkey call it quits at the farm?
“He was tired of the fowl language.”
Why do turkeys gobble?
“Because they can’t talk!”
How did you know a turkey likes his dinner?
“He gobbles it up!”
What has feathers and webbed feet?
“A turkey wearing scuba gear”
What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Thanksgiving Puns For Work 2022
“More rolls? You butter believe it!”
“Thanksgiving dinner spread always smells fowl.”
“Hand me the gobble-lets so I can pour the wine.”
“Can you turn on some Plymouth Rock in the background while we do dishes?”
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“There’s no more gravy left, and I’m suspecting fowl play.”
“No fowl language is allowed at dinner.”
“Where’d you find this recipe? Google, Google?”
“Sorry my Thanksgiving puns are so corny. “
“You think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.”
“Thanksgiving has the tur-key to my heart.”
Thanksgiving Puns Captions 2022
“Zero plucks given.”
“Happiness is homemade.”
“Every day is leg day.”
“You’ll always be my gravy.”
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“Let the gourd times roll.”
“Hey there, cutie pie.”
“Fifty shades of gravy.”
“Spice, spice, baby.”
“Love at first bite.”
“In everything, give thanks.”
“Eat, drink, and cranberry.”
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“Touchdowns, tailgates, and turkey.”
“Keep your eyes on the pies.”
Thanksgiving Puns Love 2022
“Pie really love you.”
“No more Mr. Nice Pie!”
“You bake the world a better place.”
“You’re the apple of my pie.”
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“I’m filling pretty full!”
“Pie am so grateful for dessert.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“I like big bundts and I cannot lie.”
“I have a crust on you!”
Clean Thanksgiving Puns 2022
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
“One has gobblers, the other goblins.”
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
What was the turkey suspected of?
I hope these thanksgiving puns and jokes are funny and entertaining for you.