It is a means of giving thanks for the good harvest the previous year.
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Dirty Turkey Jokes For Adults 2022
“Saving room for you for dessert. ;)I’m going to need someone to help me get these pants off after this dinner….”
“My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?”
“Ready to ditch your dinner and come baste my turkey instead?”
“What are you going for tonight: thighs or breasts?”
“Forget the pie, you’re having me for dessert tonight.”
“I’d rather get lost in your sauce.”
“Skipping the stuffing because I know you’ll have some for me later tonight.”
“I’m ready to shuck your corn.”
“I’d rather swallow your gravy tn.”
“I’ve got something else for you to feast on.”
“Leave the pie. I have better plans for the whipped cream.”
“Even though I’m wifey you can hit like a side dish.”
Turkey Jokes One-Liners 2022
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
“He sensed fowl play.”
What do you call a running turkey?
What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”
What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
“All about that baste.”
Why did the turkey cross the road?
“He wanted people to think he was a chicken.”
What key has legs and can’t open a door?
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
“Because he had his own drumsticks.”
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
“He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
“You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.”
Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
“Because he will gobble it up.”
What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
“Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”
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What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots.”
Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes One-Liners 2022
“This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.”
“I wanna see your horn of plenty.”
“Hope this dinner won’t be the only thing filling me up tonight.”
“I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.”
“Gobble gobble, I love watching you wobble.”
“I wanna play with your butterballs.”
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“I’m ready to ride your Mayflower.”
“Want to candy my yams?”
“You put the “@ss” in casserole.”
“I’d rather be feasting on you tonight.”
“Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year.”
“I’ve got something for you to gobble.”
“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”
“Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.”
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“I’m going to make your Plymouth Rock. (Lolz.)”
Dumb Turkey Jokes 2022
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?
“It’s a crummy job.”
What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?
“I’m all about that baste.”
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“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”
“Let’s get basted.”
“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“Oh my gourd, I ate too much.”
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
“Because they wear their buckles on their hats!”
What’s John Wayne’s favorite holiday?
Turkey Dad Jokes 2022
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
“There was no thyme!”
What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
“Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”
Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
What instrument does a turkey play?
What kind of key can’t open doors?
What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
“May the forks be with you.”
Why couldn’t dad stop moistening the turkey with juices?
“It appealed to his baster instincts.”
What type of glass does a turkey drink from?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
“Of course! Buildings can’t jump.”
Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?
“Because they use fowl language!”
How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
“She took the gravy train.”
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What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google, google!”
What happened when the turkey played football?
“It got ejected for fowl play!”
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
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