What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?

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What was the most popular dance in 1776?

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Why did the duck say bang?

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Why were the first Americans like ants?

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What is the most popular sport on the 4th of July?

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What did a patriot put on his dry skin?

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What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?

One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

What was the most popular dance in 1776?

Indepen-dance

Indepen-dance

Why did the duck say bang?

Because he was a firequacker.