What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?

One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.

What was the most popular dance in 1776?


Why did the duck say bang?

Because he was a firequacker.

Why were the first Americans like ants?

They lived in colonies.

What is the most popular sport on the 4th of July?

Flag football.

What did a patriot put on his dry skin?