What did the tourists say when they left the Statue of Liberty?

Keep in torch!

Keep in torch!

What did the ghost say on the 4th of July?

Red, white, and boo!

Red, white, and boo!

What’s red, white, black, and blue?

Uncle Sam after a boxing match.

Who has to work on the 4th of July?

Fire works.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom of the page.

On the bottom of the page.

What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

Pop-corn.