How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?

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Where was the declaration of independence signed?

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What’s a firecracker’s favorite treat?

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What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

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What’s the most patriotic tea?

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Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?

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How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Where was the declaration of independence signed?

On paper

What’s a firecracker’s favorite treat?

A pop-sicle!

What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

Pop-corn!

What’s the most patriotic tea?

Liber-tea.

Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?

Because he couldn’t lie!