What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

I want you inside me.

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A Master Baiter.

What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

How do you spot a blind man on a noode beach?

It’s not hard.

What kind of bees make milk?

Boo-bees.