What did one firecracker say to the other?

What’s a firecracker’s favorite treat?

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What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

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What isn’t lazy on the fourth of July?

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Why doesn’t the US knock?

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Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?

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What did one firecracker say to the other?

“My pop’s bigger than your pop!”

What’s a firecracker’s favorite treat?

“A pop-sicle!”

What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

“Pop-corn!”

What isn’t lazy on the fourth of July?

“Fire-works”

Why doesn’t the US knock?

“Because freedom rings.”

Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?

“Because he couldn’t lie!”

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