What did the flag do when it lose its voice?

“It just waved”

What do ducks love about the fourth of July?

“Fire-quackers!”

What snack goes great with peanut butter?

“Fire-crackers.”

Where was the declaration of independence signed?

“On paper”

What’s a snowman called on the  fourth of July?

“A puddle!”

What isn’t lazy on the fourth of July?

“Fire-works.”