How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
It can’t sit down
Why did the duck say bang?
Because he was a firequacker
Why doesn’t fire get to enjoy a day off on the
Fourth of July?
Because fire works
What did the firecracker eat at the movies?