How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

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What was the most popular dance in 1776?

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What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?

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Why did the duck say bang?

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Why doesn’t fire get to enjoy a day off on the Fourth of July?

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What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

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How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liber-tea.

What was the most popular dance in 1776?

Indepen-dance

What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?

It can’t sit down

Why did the duck say bang?

Because he was a firequacker

Why doesn’t fire get to enjoy a day off on the Fourth of July?

Because fire works

What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

Pop-corn