How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liber-tea
Liber-tea
What snack goes great with peanut butter?
Fire-crackers.
Fire-crackers.
Where was the declaration of independence signed?
On paper
On paper
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Who’s there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!
Tarzan stripes forever!
What did the flag do when it lose its voice?
It just waved.
It just waved.
What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?
Pop-sicles.
Pop-sicles.
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