How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liber-tea

Liber-tea

What snack goes great with peanut butter?

Fire-crackers.

Where was the declaration of independence signed?

On paper

On paper

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Tarzan.

Tarzan who?

Tarzan stripes forever!

What did the flag do when it lose its voice?

It just waved.

What is the firecracker’s favorite snack?

Pop-sicles.