Why did the duck say bang?

Because he was a firequacker.

Was the Declaration of Independence written in Philadelphia?

No, it was written in ink.

No, it was written in ink.

Why were the first Americans like ants?

They lived in colonies.

What did a patriot put on his dry skin?

Revo-lotion!

What did the firecracker eat at the movies?

Pop-corn.

What isn’t lazy on the fourth of July?

Fire-works.