Daughter: Mom, I need my personal space!

Mom: You came out of my personal space.

Yo Mama’s like a library,

Open to the public.

Yo Mama’s like mustard,

She spreads easy.

Yo mama’s so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a

Chemical weapon.

Chemical weapon.

Yo Mama’s so fat,

Her 'S' has its own congressman!

Yo mama so dirty when she walks down the street poor people offer her