70+ What Do You Call Jokes | Rude | Flirty | Dumb 2022

It is well known that What do you call jokes are the funniest you can ever find.

Simple to recall and more engaging.

Moreover, these jokes are a great way to start a new conversation with a girl or a guy, especially a crush.

This game is best suited for holiday season to play with your friends, family, crush, or even an unknown.

Moreover, these include rude, flirty and dumb jokes to suit different moods and situations.

So, below are some of the best what you call jokes, memes, and riddles to make you laugh along with your friends and family.

Rude What Do You Call Jokes 2022

What Do You Call Jokes Rude

What do you call an expert fisherman?
“A Master Baiter”

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a p*nis?
“A man”

What do you call someone who plays Fortnite all day and all night?
“A v*rgin”

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
“A PDF file”

What do you call the shoes that all spies wear? 
“Sneakers”

What do you call a dead parrot?
“Polygon”

What do you call a cow with a twitch?
“Beef J3rky”

What does a cannibal call someone who uses a wheelchair? 
“Meals on Wheels”

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What do you call a dollar frozen in a block of ice?
“Cold hard cash”

What do you call shaving a sheep that’s crazy? 
“Shear madness”

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?
“Artificial Intelligence”

What do you call a book club stuck on the same book for years?
“Church”

What do you do to get a robot mad?
“Push all of its buttons”

What do you call a pencil that is broken?
“Pointless”

What do you call when you cross a cactus and a pig?
“A porky pine”

What do you call when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
“Frostbite”

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What do you call a skeleton who went out in freezing temperatures? 
“A numb skull”

What do you call a 300-pound tight end?
“A wide receiver’

Flirty What Do You Call Jokes (flirt to Impress) 2022

What Do You Call Jokes Flirty (flirt to Impress)

What do you call the love of gold?
“Gilty pleasure”

What do you call half a bottle of perfume?
“50 per scent “

What do you call a girl who catches butterflies?
“Annette”

What does tofu and a dildo have in common?
“They are both meat substitutes”

What do you call a song sung in a car?
“A car tune”

What do you call a magician on a plane? 
“A Flying Sorcerer”

What do you call a sleeping bull?
“A bulldozer”

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
“A satis-factory”

What do you call an unpredictable camera?
“A loose Canon”

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What do you call an angry carrot?
“A steamed veggie”

What do you call a toothless bear?
“A gummy bear”

How is virginity like a soap bubble?
“One prick and it’s gone”

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
“Nobody Knows”

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
“A father-in-law”

What do you call shorts that clouds wear?
“Thunderwear”

What do you call a stolen kiss? 
“A Felony”

What do you call someone who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
“A Mer-Maid”

What do you call an M& M that went to college?
“A smarty”

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What do you call something that stays on the ground but never gets dirty?
“A shadow”

What do you call a bear with no socks?
“Barefoot”

What do you call a key that opens the door on Thanksgiving?
“A Turkey

What do you call the daughter of a hamburger?
“Patty”

Dumb What Do You Call Jokes 2022

Dumb What Do You Call Jokes

What do you call an acid with an attitude?
“A mean-o-acid”

What do you call birds that stick together?
“Vel-crows”

What do you call twin dinosaurs?
“A pair-odactyls”

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
“A receding hare line”

What do you call a cold dog?
“A chili dog”

What do you call a pile of cats?
“A meow-ntain”

What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney?
“Claus-traphobia”

What do you call the wife of a hippie?
“A Mississippi”

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
“A thesaurus”

What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos?
“A chipmonk”

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What do you call a dog magician?
“A labracadabrador”

What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face?
“Too close for comfort food”

What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
“A jam session”

What do you call a joke you make in the shower?
“A clean joke”

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
“An irrelephant”

What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?
“A buck”

What do you call a fake noodle?
“Impasta”

What do you call two birds in love?
“Tweethearts”

What do you call a pony with a cough?
“A little horse

What do you call a cat on the rocks?
“One cool cat”

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What do you call a mad robot?
“Push all of its buttons”

What do you call dangerous precipitation?
“A rain of terror”

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