100+ Best Winter Dad Jokes One Liners | Funny | Cold Weather 2022

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As the winters are here so as holidays, spend quality time with your kids while cracking some winter dad jokes to get through this snowy season.

Moreover, holidays like Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year, hence, these dad jokes about cold weather can help you ease the stress of holiday shopping, decoration, and arranging parties.

Therefore, pick your favorite winter dad jokes from below that include the best dad memes, riddles, and trivia as well to pour cheer during the cold winter month.

Or, you can share these jokes with your friends and other people in your communities.

Funny Winter dad Jokes 2022

Funny Winter dad Jokes

What do snowmen call their offspring?
“Chill-dren.”

Best Winter dad Jokes

What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”

Winter dad Joke

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
“Snow.”

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
“A cookie sheet!”

Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
“She liked playing cool jazz.”

How do mountains stay warm?
“They put on their snowcaps.”

What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
“A meltdown.”

What does December have that no other month does?
“The letter D.”

Where do snowmen put their money?
“Snowbanks.”

What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
“The Christmas alphabet has Noel.”

What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
“Frosted Flakes!”

Where do snowmen love to dance?
“At a snow ball.”

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
“Have an ice day!”

Why are winter days great?
“They’re snow much fun!”

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What do you call a snowman in summer?
Water.”

What’s the best self-defense against an angry snowman?
“A hairdryer.”

What do you put over a reindeer’s crib?
“A snow-mobile.”

Dad Winter Knock Knock Jokes 2022

Dad Winter Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold out here, let me in!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I stay home from school today?
It’s far too cold to go outside!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s so cold outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s There? Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Emma!
Emma who?
Emma feeling bit cold out here – let me in!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
And he bit me again

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yetta
Yetta who?
Yetta nother mosquito!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln
Abe Lincoln who?
Aww, come on! Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Warrior
Warrior who?
Warrior been all my life?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us, open it up!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita nother minute to think it over

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
Bless you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you look sleepy

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
T-Rex
T-Rex who?
There’s a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya
Nunya who?
Nunya business

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not here I come!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q chicken

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norme Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?

Winter Dad Jokes And Riddles 2022

Winter Dad Jokes And Riddles

Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
“Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.”

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
“I.C.!”

What goes…now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
“A snowman on a zebra crossing!”

What is a Snowman’s favorite drink?
“Ice Tea!”

What happened when the icicle landed on the snowmman’s head?
“It knocked him out cold.”

Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
“Because Frost bites.”

What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
“A “brrr” – “grrr”!”

Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?
“A Snowman.”

How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”

What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
“Snowflakes!”

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What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
“Frosty the Dough-man!”

What kind of cake does Frosty like?
“The kind with lots of icing!”

Who are Frosty’s parents?
“Mom and Pop-Sicle!”

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
“Icebergers!”

How does a Snowman get to work?
“By icicle.”

Why is Frosty never late?
“Time waits for snow man.”

Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow?
“With great powder comes great responsibility.”

What did one skier say to the other?
“Alpine for you when you’re gone.”

What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”

What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack?
“Abdominal snowman.”

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What do yeti on diets eat?
“Iceberg lettuce.”

How do you decorate a snowman’s cake?
“Lots of icing.”

How do you make up a snowman’s bed?
“Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow.”

Why can’t you trust snowmen?
“They’re real flakes.”

Dad Jokes About Cold Weather 2022

Dad Jokes About Cold Weather

What is the only dessert you should have in the cold winter?
“You should have ice cream!”

Where is the place where snowmen have got to go dancing during the cold weather?
“They go dancing at the snowball!”

How did the vampire bite his prey in the cold weather?
“With the help of frost bite!”

What happened when I met my friend after ditching him in the cold weather?
“He gave me the cold shoulder!”

What should you call a snowman who tells false stories about the cold weather?
“You call him a snow-fake!”

What does the Eskimo use in cold weather to seal his house?
“They use the i-glues!”

What kind of topping would you get on your dessert in the cold weather?
“You would get icing on the cake!”

What was the cause for Santa’s elf helper to be depressed and sad?
“It was because he had low elf-esteem!”

What happens when someone gets very angry in cold weather?
“That person has a meltdown!”

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What is the best Mexican food to have during the cold weather?
“You should have a brrrrr-ito!”

How did the archer shoot arrows in the cold weather?
“He used the snowbows!”

During the cold weather, what gives off negative vibes?
“You get negative vibes from the temperature”

What kind of beverage should we have during the cold weather?
“We should have a fros-tea!”

What should you call the famous survivalist during cold weather?
“You should call him Brrrrrr Grrrrryllssss!”

What is the nationality to which Santa Claus belongs?
“He is of a North Polish ethnicity!”

One Liners Winter Dad Jokes 2022

One Liners Winter Dad Jokes

“The optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses.”

Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.”

“You might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).”

“When cows are milked, ice cream comes out.”

“The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.”

“Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.”

“You have to break the smoke off your chimney.”

“You have to open the fridge to heat the house.”

“Our words froze in midair — we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we could hear what we were talking about.”

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“People look forward to getting a fever.”

“A streaker froze in mid-streak! Mayor Mitchell hung a plaque around his neck… we have to pretend he’s a statue until Spring.”

“We pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.”

“I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.”

“Trees are chopping themselves into firewood.”

“I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.”

I hope these winter dad jokes are a fun activity to ease your stress from holiday arrangements, shopping, etc.

Moreover, check out these jokes, memes, riddles, and trivia on food, animals, and love to get more ideas that suit different moods or situations.

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