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Funny Winter dad Jokes 2022
What do snowmen call their offspring?
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
“A cookie sheet!”
Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
“She liked playing cool jazz.”
How do mountains stay warm?
“They put on their snowcaps.”
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
What does December have that no other month does?
“The letter D.”
Where do snowmen put their money?
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
“The Christmas alphabet has Noel.”
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Where do snowmen love to dance?
“At a snow ball.”
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
“Have an ice day!”
Why are winter days great?
“They’re snow much fun!”
What do you call a snowman in summer?
What’s the best self-defense against an angry snowman?
What do you put over a reindeer’s crib?
Dad Winter Knock Knock Jokes 2022
Scold out here, let me in!
Ken I stay home from school today?
It’s far too cold to go outside!
Lettuce in, it’s so cold outside!
Who’s There? Snow!
Snow laughing matter.
Who’s there? Emma!
Emma feeling bit cold out here – let me in!
A mosquito bit me!
And he bit me again
Yetta nother mosquito!
Abe Lincoln who?
Aww, come on! Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is?
Lettuce in and I’ll tell you!
Ida like to be your friend!
Warrior been all my life?
Adore is between us, open it up!
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell
Anita nother minute to think it over
Goliath down, you look sleepy
Lego of me and I’ll tell you!
There’s a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name?
Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke!
Pol-e-s-e open the door
Justin time for dinner
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Radio not here I come!
Barbie Q chicken
Norme Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?
Winter Dad Jokes And Riddles 2022
Why did Frosty have a carrot in his nose?
“Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.”
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
What goes…now you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t?
“A snowman on a zebra crossing!”
What is a Snowman’s favorite drink?
What happened when the icicle landed on the snowmman’s head?
“It knocked him out cold.”
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
“Because Frost bites.”
What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
“A “brrr” – “grrr”!”
Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?
How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”
What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
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What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
“Frosty the Dough-man!”
What kind of cake does Frosty like?
“The kind with lots of icing!”
Who are Frosty’s parents?
“Mom and Pop-Sicle!”
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How does a Snowman get to work?
Why is Frosty never late?
“Time waits for snow man.”
Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow?
“With great powder comes great responsibility.”
What did one skier say to the other?
“Alpine for you when you’re gone.”
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack?
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What do yeti on diets eat?
How do you decorate a snowman’s cake?
“Lots of icing.”
How do you make up a snowman’s bed?
“Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow.”
Why can’t you trust snowmen?
“They’re real flakes.”
Dad Jokes About Cold Weather 2022
What is the only dessert you should have in the cold winter?
“You should have ice cream!”
Where is the place where snowmen have got to go dancing during the cold weather?
“They go dancing at the snowball!”
How did the vampire bite his prey in the cold weather?
“With the help of frost bite!”
What happened when I met my friend after ditching him in the cold weather?
“He gave me the cold shoulder!”
What should you call a snowman who tells false stories about the cold weather?
“You call him a snow-fake!”
What does the Eskimo use in cold weather to seal his house?
“They use the i-glues!”
What kind of topping would you get on your dessert in the cold weather?
“You would get icing on the cake!”
What was the cause for Santa’s elf helper to be depressed and sad?
“It was because he had low elf-esteem!”
What happens when someone gets very angry in cold weather?
“That person has a meltdown!”
What is the best Mexican food to have during the cold weather?
“You should have a brrrrr-ito!”
How did the archer shoot arrows in the cold weather?
“He used the snowbows!”
During the cold weather, what gives off negative vibes?
“You get negative vibes from the temperature”
What kind of beverage should we have during the cold weather?
“We should have a fros-tea!”
What should you call the famous survivalist during cold weather?
“You should call him Brrrrrr Grrrrryllssss!”
What is the nationality to which Santa Claus belongs?
“He is of a North Polish ethnicity!”
One Liners Winter Dad Jokes 2022
“The optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses.”
“Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.”
“You might have to chop up the piano for firewood (although you’ll only get two chords).”
“When cows are milked, ice cream comes out.”
“The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.”
“Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.”
“You have to break the smoke off your chimney.”
“You have to open the fridge to heat the house.”
“Our words froze in midair — we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we could hear what we were talking about.”
Related: Halloween Dad Jokes
“People look forward to getting a fever.”
“A streaker froze in mid-streak! Mayor Mitchell hung a plaque around his neck… we have to pretend he’s a statue until Spring.”
“We pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside to keep warm.”
“I’m drinking hot sauce instead of coffee.”
“Trees are chopping themselves into firewood.”
“I saw a Greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.”