50 Dirty Winter Jokes For Adults That Are Brrr-illiant 2022

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There is nothing like dirty winter jokes during the winter.

Simply no jokes like snow jokes.

Whiles, it’s cold and snowy outside and you are trapped inside with your friends, crush, or partner (girlfriend/boyfriend), winter jokes for adults can be a fun activity.

Moreover, these dirty jokes for adults can be a great help to spice things up or level up the intimacy with him or her quickly.

Take a look and pick your favorite winter jokes for adults as well as dirty jokes about cold weather from below. Enjoy!

Funny Winter Jokes For Adults 2022

Funny Winter Jokes For Adults

Why was the snowman smiling?
“He could see the snowblower coming down the street.”

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
“Snowballs.”

Wanna see the North Pole?
“That’s what Mrs. Claus calls it…”

How do snowmen make babies?
“Snowballs, of course.”

What is the opposite of a cold front?
“A warm back.”

What cloud is so lazy that it never gets up?
“Fog!”

What does a sexually frustrated French Guy say in the Winter?
“Le tits now”

Why doesn’t Napoleon watch Game of Thrones?
“Because Winter is Coming”

What’s white and falls from the sky?
“The coming of the Lord.”

What’s black and never works?
“The ice cream machine at McDonald’s

I just ran over one of Snow White’s dwarfs.
“He wasn’t happy!”

How did the snowman lose his head?
“Someone sat on his face.”

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What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
“Polaroids!”

Why did the snowman’s daughter become a str*pper?
“Because he was so cold to her.”

Why did the lady snowman divorce her husband?
“She found out he was going to a snow blower.”

Why are we only concerned about snowmen, not snowwomen?
“Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.”

Why was the snowman so brave?
“Because he had big snow balls.”

Where do snowmen go to donate their sp*rm?
“The snowbank.”

Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
“Because he thought his wife was a flake”

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What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?
“Cold cream.”

How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
“You wake up wet!”

“Give a man a jacket… He’ll be warm for the winter.
Teach a man to jacket he won’t leave the house.”

Best Winter Jokes One liners For Adults 2022

Winter Jokes One liners For Adults

“I’m wearing so many layers it’s going to take me a while to get n*ked, but you can watch.”

“I lost my scarf, can I wrap you around me instead?”

“Black ice isn’t the only thing that brings me to my knees.”

Did you hear today’s weather report?
“Hopefully we can expect a few more inches tonight.”

Are you a busy two-way street with parking on both sides?
“Because I hope you get plowed in a timely manner tonight.”

“Class/work might be canceled, but that body doesn’t quit.”

“I usually warm up by the fireplace, but you’re hotter.”

“I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we’re talking dirty at my house tonight.”

“Brrrrrrr-ing some takeout over to my place and let’s watch a bad movie.”

Candy-cane I have your number?”

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“My roommate’s work/classes were canceled too. Can I come over?”

“We can work on lowering your heat bill tonight, because you won’t be getting cold.”

Are you a snowball?
“Because I bet you’ll melt in my hands… or my mouth.”

“I’ll defrost your windshield while you get ready for work.”

“It doesn’t matter how cold it gets outside, whenever I think about you, I get hot.”

“Did an icicle just melt in my pants? Or am I just thinking about you again?”

“Want to come over and make snow angels… in b3d?”

“We don’t even need to build a fire tonight, because that body is already on fire.”

“Lose the sled and ride me instead.”

“You make me feel like a snowflake when you’re around. One touch and I melt.”

“You never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.”

“S*x is like snow. Didn’t get any again this year.”

I hope these dirty jokes on winter are a fun activity with your girlfriend, boyfriend, crush, or partner.

Moreover, check out these jokes, memes, or riddles on food, love, holiday, and animals to get more ideas that suit different moods or situations.

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