70+ Best Winter Jokes For Kids | Clean, Funny | One Liners | 2022

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Enjoy this winter season that’s full of holidays and beat the cold with these funny winter jokes for kids.

Whether you are stuck inside due to snow outside or it’s unbelievably cold, I have compiled jokes that suit all kinds of winter moods and situations.

Moreover, these are clean winter jokes are kids, so use them freely or you can even ask them to read out andmake people laugh, which can be a fun activity.

Take a look below to pick your favorite jokes that include knock-knock jokes, one-liners, and dumb jokes to tell to kids.

Or, you can give them clean winter printable jokes and riddles to school, perhaps they’ll enjoy telling jokes to others at school.

Kids Winter Jokes And Riddles 2022

Kids Winter Jokes And Riddles

Who are Frosty’s parents?
“Mom and Pop-Sicle.”

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
“I.C.”

How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”

What do snowmen call their offspring?
“Chill-dren.”

What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
“Snow.”

What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
“A cookie sheet!”

Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
“She liked playing cool jazz.”

How do mountains stay warm?
“They put on their snowcaps.”

What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
“A meltdown.”

What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
“Ice krispies treats.”

What does December have that no other month does?
“The letter D.”

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Where do snowmen put their money?
“Snowbanks.”

Where do snowmen love to dance?
“At a snow ball.”

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
“Iced tea.”

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
“Have an ice day!”

What can you catch with your eyes closed?
“A cold.”

Why did the girl keep her saxophone out in the snow?
“She wanted to play cool jazz.”

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
“Snow.”

Why is Frosty never late?
“Time waits for snow man.”

Why is it hard to ski after fresh snow?
“With great powder comes great responsibility.”

What did one skier say to the other?
“Alpine for you when you’re gone.”

What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”

What do you call a snowman’s dog?
“A slushpuppy.”

What kind of robots live in Antarctica?
“Snow-bots.”

Where’s the warmest place in the South Pole?
“On a map.”

Which one is faster, hot or cold?
“Hot. You can catch a cold.”

What do you call an old snowman?
“Water!”

What’s an ig?
“A snow house without a loo!”

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What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean?
“H to O! (H20)”

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
“Lost.”

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
“A chill pill.”

What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
“A. Owlgebra.”

What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?
“Iceburgers!”

How can you scare a snowman?
“Point a hair dryer at him.”

What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays?
“A pointsetter!”

Why do mummies like holiday gifts?
“Because of all of the wrappings.”

Winter Jokes One Liners For Kids 2022

Winter Jokes One Liners For Kids

Who’s at the door?
“It’s snowbody.”

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
“I have no eye deer

What happens when winter arrives?
“Autumn leaves!”

Did you know that a cyclops’s favourite winter sport is sking?
It’s like skiing, but with one eye!

“So far Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter… It’s a shame because he had such a great fall!”

Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
“Swarm!”

Why do birds fly to warmer climates in winter?
“It’s easier than walking.”

How do you stop getting cold feet in winter?
“You don’t go around brr-footed!”

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What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
“One brushes coats and the other crushes boats!”

When are your eyes not eyes?
“When the winter wind makes them water!”

“Granny’s been staring through the window since it started snowing. If it gets any colder I’ll have to let her in!”

“The weather’s so cold, I had to scrape ice off my windscreen with my supermarket loyalty card this morning. I only got 10% off.”

“Winter’s coming so I’m knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?”

Winter Knock Knock Jokes For Kids 2022

Winter Knock Knock Jokes  For Kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
‘Scold outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow Snow who?
Snow use.
I forgot my name again.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody’s business but mine.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s There?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.

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Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Emma!
Emma who?
Emma feeling bit cold out here – let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I stay home from school today? It’s far too cold to go outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy a snow storm coming!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey know how cold it is outside?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is the coldest winter ever.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke about winter?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow sledding today – not enough snow.

Dumb Winter Jokes For Kids 2022

Dumb Winter Jokes  For Kids

What did the snowman eat?
“Icebergs with chilli sauce.”

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
“You look for Fresh Prints!”

What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
“Cold cash!”

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
“An Eskimoo!”

What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
“An ice burger extra cheese.”

How do you prevent a Summer cold?
“Catch it in the Winter!”

How did the snowman lose his head?
“Someone sat on his face.”

I hope you enjoyed these winter jokes for kids and surely the kids liked them too.

Moreover, check out these jokes, memes, and riddles on food, animals, love to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.

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