Do you want me to buy one of these?

Yeah sure How about two of Deez Nuts.

Which nut is worth the most?


How do you catch an elephant?

Act like a peanut!

Your secret is safe with me.

I walnut give it away.

What would the hanging nuts be called?


I will start my journey today and

I walnut fail.

What happens to a nut when it is nervous?

It cracks.

What did the nut say after being thrown in the oven?

Almond fire!