Do you want me to buy one of these?

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Which nut is worth the most?

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How do you catch an elephant?

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Your secret is safe with me.

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What would the hanging nuts be called?

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I will start my journey today and

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What happens to a nut when it is nervous?

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What did the nut say after being thrown in the oven?

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Do you want me to buy one of these?

Yeah sure How about two of Deez Nuts.

Which nut is worth the most?

Cash-ew.

Cash-ew.

How do you catch an elephant?

Act like a peanut!

Act like a peanut!

Your secret is safe with me.

I walnut give it away.

I walnut give it away.

What would the hanging nuts be called?

Walnuts.