Baby, you have more curves than

The Democrat Party line.

Baby, I’ll make you see

Stars & Stripes.

Don’t worry if you’re only wearing stripes because

I’ll make you see stars tonight

They call my bedroom

The 14th colony

No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax.

Strictly enforced and right on the lips.

Let me press myself against you, you can’t stop me…

It’s my constitutional right.