What do ducks love about the fourth of july?

Fire-quackers!

What did one  US flag say to the other?

Nothing, it just waved!

Nothing, it just waved!

Laughter is America’s most important

Export

Export

What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?

Keep in torch!

Keep in torch!

What did the colonists wear to the boston tea party?

Tea-shirts.

Tea-shirts.

Tomorrow is Independence Day in the USA, or as we call it in Canada,

Thursday.

Thursday.