80+ Funny 4th Of July jokes | Dumb | Bad | Patriotic | Independence Day 2022

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If you are looking for funny 4th of July jokes then this is the right place.

Independence day is the best time whether you are at work, on a trip, or having a BBQ with family, jokes are always a nice way to make everyone laugh.

Or, you may have fun ideas for the 4th of July, through some situational jokes (or memes) on Independence day to keep everyone giggling.

Here are some of the funniest Independence Day jokes for kids as well as the funny fourth of July jokes about firecrackers, parades, fireworks, and red, white, and blue.

Moreover, this list of 4th of July jokes includes dirty, dumb jokes, bad jokes, patriotic jokes, etc for different moods and situations.

Take a look and pick suitable jokes on the fourth of July and if you need to spice things up then try these flirty or dirty jokes and riddles for adults.

Dumb 4th Of July Jokes 2022

Dumb 4th Of July Jokes

What do ducks love about the fourth of july?
“Fire-quackers!”

What did the flag do when it lost its voice?
“It just waved.”

What snack goes great with peanut butter?
“Fire-crackers.”

What did one firecracker say to the other?
“My pop’s bigger than your pop!”

Where was the declaration of independence signed?
“On paper”

What’s a snowman called on the fourth of july?
“A puddle!”

What’s the most popular sport on the fourth of july?
“Flag football.”

What’s a firecracker’s favorite treat?
“A pop-sicle!”

Did king George like the colonists?
“No! He thought they were revolting.”

What did the firecracker eat at the movies?
“Pop-corn!”

What isn’t lazy on the fourth of july?
“Fire-works.”

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Where is the capital in Aashington D.C.?
“At the beginning.”

What’s the most patriotic tea?
“Liber-tea.”

Where did George Washington get his axe?
“At the chopping mall.”

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie pledge of allegiance.

Why couldn’t George Washington fall asleep?
“Because he couldn’t lie!”

What’s the best drink to have on the 4th of July?
“A White Russian. Nothing is more American then a Russian helping you to make poor choices.”

What do you call a nuke that was launched on the 4th of July?
“The wrong firework.”

Why doesn’t the US knock?
“Because freedom rings.”

Do they have the 4th of July in Great Britain?
“Yes, but they don’t celebrate it.”

Does England have a 4th of July?
“Yes they do, and a July 5th and a July 6th.”

Bad 4th Of July Jokes 2022

Bad 4th Of July Jokes

What did one US flag say to the other?
“Nothing, it just waved!”

What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day?
“A fire quacker.”

What do you eat on July 5th?
“Independence Day-Old-Pizza”

What kind of tea did the American colonists really want?
“Liberty”

What do children treat their fathers to on the 4th of July?
“Pops-icles.”

Do they have a 4th of July in England?
“Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.”

What American holiday can you never trust?
“The 4th of Ju – LIE!”

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What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
“The Americans licked the British.”

What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
“The infan-tree.”

Why were the first Americans like ants?
“They lived in colonies.”

4th Of July One-Liners Jokes 2022

4th Of July One-Liners Jokes

“I just saved a bunch of money on fireworks by telling my wife to calm down.”

“Laughter is America’s most important export.” Walt Disney

“There’s no room for my dog to go under the bed to hide from fireworks because I’m already under here hiding from my children.”

Parenting tip: Never let your kids play with fireworks! Unless they are sparklers. Blazing hot fire at the end of a stick. Totally fine.”

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“I was going to buy fireworks for the kids but I decided to light a $100 bill on fire instead.”

“Thank goodness our forefathers decided to declare independence Day on July 4th. Otherwise, we wouldn’t have a holiday all summer.”

Patriotic Jokes 2022

Patriotic Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
“Yankee Poodle!”

Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
“Yeah, it cracked me up!”

What’s red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?
“A revolutionary warthog!”

What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?
“Monti jello!”

What famous pig signed the Declaration of Independence?
“John HAMcock!”

What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?
“A bald beagle!”

What’s red, white, blue, and green?
“A patriotic pickle!”

What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?
“Keep in torch!”

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Which colonists told the most jokes?
“Punsylvanians!”

What would you get if you crossed Washington’s home with nasty insects?
“Mt. Vermin!”

How is a healthy person like the United States?
“They both have good constitutions!”

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?
“I gotta get a softer saddle!”

What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
“The Battle of Bonkers Hill.”

Happy Fourth Of July Jokes 2022

Happy Fourth Of July Jokes

What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
“One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.”

What did the colonists wear to the boston tea party?
“Tea-shirts.”

What would you get if you crossed George washington with cattle feed?
“The fodder of our country!”

What was the most popular dance in 1776?
“Indepen-dance.”

What does the statue of liberty stand for?
“It can’t sit down.”

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
“Dino-mite!”

What ghost haunted king George iii?
“The spirit of ’76!”

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What do our flag and a sad candy cane have in common?
“They’re both red, white, and blue.”

Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
“Laughayette.”

Why did the duck say bang?
“Because he was a firequacker.”

Funny Jokes On Independence Day 2022

Funny Jokes On Independence Day

“I like Independence Day. It’s the one night a year when I can promise my husband fireworks.” Melanie White

“In England, the Declaration of Independence is known as “old junk mail.” Damon Hunzeker

“Tomorrow is Independence Day in the USA, or as we call it in Canada, Thursday.” Sala

“So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we’re all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?” Just Bill

“I always forget it’s America’s birthday since I’m not friends with it on facebook.” Leon

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“A man died after lighting fireworks off the top of his head. Medical attention was delayed because everyone was looking up.” Brian Hope

“July 4th is to pyromaniacs what Thanksgiving is to overeaters.” Melanie White

“Made a deal with my girlfriend. I won’t blow money on fireworks this year if she doesn’t make tomato aspic.” Greg Tamblyn

“These fireworks are awesome! High four!” John Lyon

“It’s important to remember why we celebrate July 4th – because they let us off work.” Melanie White

“My tongue is red, white and blue because I was eating a Papa Smurf popsicle.”

I hope these 4th of July jokes are funny enough to share with friends and people around at work, home, or in your community.

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