We have a collection of your famous Santa jokes to make you and your loved ones laugh.
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Santa Jokes One Liners
Why is Santa so good at karate?
“He has a black belt.”
Why does Santa go through the chimney?
“Because it soots him.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
“A rebel without a Claus.”
How you can tell that Santa is real?
“You can always sense his presents.”
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
How does Santa take pictures?
“With his Pole-aroid camera.”
Why was Santa’s little helper so sad?
“He had low elf-esteem.”
Secret Santa Jokes
What did the women listen to while packing her Secret Santa gift?
Who gives anonymous gifts at Pachydermata Christmas parties?
“Secret Elephanta Claus”
Who anonymously gave a gift to Luke Skywalker at the Christmas party?
Who gives anonymous gifts at dog Christmas parties?
“Secret Santa Paws”
What is it called when someone has to wait for their anonymous Christmas gift?
“Secret Santa Pause”
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Why did the Secret Santa eat so many cookies?
“Be-Claus she likes them!”
What type of potato chip should be served at a Secret Santa party?
Who anonymously gives Christmas presents to sharks?
“Secret Santa Jaws”
Shhhh… a secret Santa.
How did Darth Vader know what he was getting from his Secret Santa for Christmas?
“He felt his presents.”
What’s the best Secret Santa present?
“A broken drum – you just can’t beat it.”
What’s the least expensive thing with Diamonds that a Secret Santa can give?
“A deck of cards.”
Santa Joke About His Sack
Why does santa claus have such a big sack??
“Cause he only comes once a year.”
What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
“I don’t have a Mercedes”
“I like my woman like I like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey.”
What does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
“They both leave children’s room with an empty sack.”
How do you get more presents from santa?
“You tickle his sack.”
“I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny.”
“Your forehead is so big ,u can fit Santa’s sack on it.”
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Why did the caretaker of the twin towers get sacked?
“He left the landing lights on.”
What does one saggy b00b Say to the other saggy b00b?
“If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks.…”
Do you know why Santa’s sack is so big?
“He only cumes once a year.”
Santa Dad Jokes
How many presents can Santa fit in his empty sack?
“Only one. After that it is not empty anymore!”
Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
“He thinks the alphabet has Noel.”
What did Santa name his pet frog?
How does Santa get his sleigh to fly?
“I have no eye deer.”
What’s Santa’s favorite potato chip?
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What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
What you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
“A Christmas quacker.”
What do you call a cat who works for Santa?
What’s Santa’s favorite fruit?
Who automatically gets added to the naughty list?
“A rebel without a claus.”
Which of Santa’s friends is the most chill?
What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
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Why don’t you ever see Santa Claus in the hospital?
“Because he has private elf care.”
What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
What’s red and green and flies?
“A sleigh-sick Santa.”
What’s big and jolly and says, “Oh, oh, oh”?
“Santa Claus walking backwards.”
Funny Jokes About Santa
Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?
“It was on the house!”
Why is Santa scared of chimneys?
“Because he’s claus-trophobic.”
What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
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