Therefore, below are some of the best snowman jokes for kids to find out what one snowman said to the other snowman.
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Snowman Jokes One Liners
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
“Ice caps !”
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
“The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!”
How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”
What do snow kids have for breakfast?
“One snowman said to another “I’d heard that carrots are very good for your eyes, but all I can see are carrots!”.”
“Everyone teased the snowman about his pointy nose. Fortunately, he didn’t carrot at all!”
“Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said to the other “can you smell carrots?” The second snowman replied “no, but I can taste coal!”.”
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
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What do snowmen like on their burgers?
How do snowmen travel around?
“By icicle !”
What is a snowman’s favourite type of Mexican food?
What do snowmen call their off-spring?
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen like best?
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
How do you scare a snowman?
“With a hairdryer!”
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
“You wake up wet!”
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How to snowmen get around?
“They ride an icicle!”
What did the snowman name his cow?
What happened when the snowwoman had an argument with the snowman?
“She gave him the cold shoulder!”
Frosty Snowman Jokes For Kids
What does Frosty the snowman like to drink in the summer?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
“Frost bite !”
What do you say to a stressed out snowman?
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
What does the snowman from Frozen do when something is funny?
Why do snowmen like living in the North Pole?
“Because it’s cool!”
What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow!”
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
“Frosty the Dough-man!”
What do you say to a stressed snowman?
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
“A chill pill!”
What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
“In a ‘Snow”-bank!”
Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
“Because snowman is an island!”
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
“Because it’s Decembrrrrrrrr!”
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What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy?
“She gave him the cold shoulder !”
What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
“The kind with lots of frosting!”
Snowman Jokes On Snowballs
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you call an old snowman?
What kind of cake do snowmen eat?
“Any cake with frosting on!”
What happened when an icicle fell on the Olafs head?
“It knocked him cold out!”
What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf?
“You hang around while I go on ahead!”
What do snowmen eat for their lunch?
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
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What do you call a snowman in summer?
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
“Frosties, Snowflakes or Ice Crispies!”
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the snowman?
“Have an ice day!”
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call a snowman on roller skates?
Snowman Meltdown Jokes
“You make me melt!”
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
“Get out of my face!”
Why did the snowman call his dog frost?
“Because Frost bites!”
What did the snowman say to the robin?
“I have snow idea!”
What does a snowman take when the sun gets too hot?
“A chill pill!”
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
What did the policeman say when he saw the snowman stealing?
Snow man named Olaf!
Snow way I’m telling you!
Snow laughing matter!
Let your kid enjoy these Snowman jokes and allure the beauty of snowmen, and snowfall, Merry Christmas.