Winter is full of festivals, Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Year, etc.
To warm you up a little with a laugh, I have just compiled some of the best snow and winter jokes.
These funny winter jokes are the perfect way to have a fun time with kids and they will giggle.
These jokes on winter included snowmen, winter movies, and holiday jokes for kids and adults as well.
Spread winter cheer with some dumb and silly one liner jokes for the teacher!
Take a look and pick your favorite winter jokes and puns to spread the chilly joy. Enjoy!
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Funny Winter Jokes For Kids 2024
What do you call a slow skier?
“A SLOPEpoke!”
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
“A Cold.”
What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A “brrr” – “grrr”.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
“Frosted Flakes!”
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
“Owlgebra.”
What does Jack Frost like best about school?
“Snow and tell.”
What falls but never gets hurt?
“Snow.”
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
“A snowball.”
Why do reindeer have fur coats?
“Because they look silly in snow suits.”
How do polar bears make their beds?
“With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.”
What do you call an old snowman?
“Water.”
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What do snowmen call their offspring?
“CHILLdren.”
How do you scare a snowman?
“Get out a hairdryer.”
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
“A snowmobile.”
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
“Frost bite.”
Funny Winter Jokes For Teacher 2024
What is a great lesson for the day after a snow day?
“Snow and Tell!”
How do snowmen get to school?
“By icicle”
What does Jack Frost like best about school?
“Snow and tell.”
What does a teacher get from sitting on the ice too long?
“Polaroids!”
Where does Frosty the Snowman get the weather report?
“The Winternet.”
What is the most competitive season for high school sports?
“Win” ter.
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Teacher on New Years I was going to take a winter swim… But after wading in I got cold “Feet.”
What does a school book do in the winter?
“Puts on a jacket.”
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
“They’re both below C level!”
Dumb & Silly Winter Jokes 2024
What did the snowman say to the customer?
“Have an ice day!”
How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
“With igloo!”
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?
“I.C.”
What’s an ig?
“A house made of ice, without a loo!”
How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”
Why don’t the mountains get cold in the winter?
“They wear snow caps.”
Who are Frosty’s parents?
“Mom and Pop-Sicle.”
What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?
“Snowcaps.”
What do you eat when you’re cold and angry?
“A Brr Grr.”
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowmen?
“Brrrr – itos.”
What do you call a penguin that steals baby octopuses?
“A SQUIDnapper.”
Where do penguins go to the movies?
“At the DIVE-in!”
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
“Lost.”
Why do penguins swim in saltwater?
“Because pepper water makes them sneeze!”
Why don’t penguins fly?
“Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots.”
Funny Winter Jokes One-Liners 2024
“Snowmen don’t need scarves, idiots.”
“Winter’s coming so I’m knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?”
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.”
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” Bill Veeck
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” Victor Hugo
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.”
”I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
“Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.”
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“Dear Winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
“Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.”
Funny Winter Jokes For Adults 2024
“I just ran over one of Snow White’s dwarfs. He wasn’t happy!”
How did the snowman lose his head?
“Someone sat on his face.”
What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
“Polaroids!”
Why did the snowman’s daughter become a stripper?
“Because he was so cold to her.”
Why did the lady snowman divorce her husband?
“She found out he was going to a snow blower.”
Why are we only concerned about snowmen, not snowwomen?
“Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.”
Why was the snowman so brave?
“Because he had big snow balls.”
Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm?
“The snowbank.”
I hope these winter jokes are full of fun activities this holiday season with kids and adults.
Moreover, check out these jokes, memes, and riddles on food, animals, and love to get more ideas that suit different moods or situations.
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