60+ Super Bowl Jokes | Clean | Puns | Humor 2024

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Super Bowl is one of America’s favorite festivals.

Everyone has fun, food, and parties no matter if they know anything about football or not.

Between the tasty food and tense environment, you must look forward to some stress-releasing activity.

That’s why we decided to help you with some great Super Bowl jokes.

Go through the article and grab your best pun that are clean and humorous for yourself this holiday season.

Have fun..!!!

Clean Super Bowl Jokes

Super Bowl Jokes Clean

Which football player wears the biggest helmet on Superbowl Sunday?
“The one with the biggest head!”

What kind of tea do they serve football players at the Super Bowl?

Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Super Bowl football team?
“They needed a little team spirit.”

Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?
“It was tired of being kicked around.”

“You are my MVP: most valuable pita chip.
Red wine pairs well with pretending to understand football.”

“My idea of a “super bowl” is an extra-large bowl of guacamole.”

“It’s time to eat like a champion.”

“Came for the sports, stayed for the guac.”

“When you dip, I dip, we dip.”

“Here’s my game plan: Devour all the snacks.”

“I don’t give a guac.”

Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Rich Gannon jerseys on Super Bowl Sunday?
“Too much of a choking hazard. (Gannon threw a Super Bowl record five interceptions, three of which were returned for touchdowns)”

According to a new poll 95 percent of people are excited to watch Super bowl.
“The other 5 percent are Browns fans.”

What did L.C. Greenwood have stuck in his teeth in Superbowl X?
“A quarterback! (Greenwood hold the record for sacks in a Superbowl with 4 for the Steelers).”

What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?

Which Superbowl players can jump higher than the field goal posts?
“All of them – field goal posts can’t jump at all.”

Where do the quickest football players like to eat?
Fast food restaurants (because they are so fast).

Super Bowl Puns

“Time to huddle…around the chip bowl.”

“I rub it in pretty good when I win.” Tom Brady

“Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win.”

“I predict that either the Rams or the Bengals will win this game.”

“Preparing for those victory snacks.”

“Pride, passion, and…pretzels.”

“Pass the queso, please.”

“We may not get a Super Bowl ring, but we’ve got onion rings.”

“Pizza, wings, and some football, too—that’s Super Bowl Sunday to us!”

“In a serious relation-chip.”

“Keep calm and eat lots of guac.”

How do they hire Superbowl referees?
“With stilts.”

What do you call a Lions player at the Super Bowl?
“A spectator.”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans who?
Hans to the face is a penalty.

Why are centipedes not allowed to play in the Superbowl?
“It takes too long to put their cleats on.”

Why wouldn’t the football player eat Wheaties?
“He was waiting for a super bowl.”

What kind of pastry do defensive backs eat before playing the big game?

What’s the hardest thing about being a Superbowl quarterback?
“The ground.”

“Well, at least there are snacks.”

“So excited for National Pigs-in-Blankets Day! Er, I mean…the Super Bowl.”

“Today’s forecast: 100% chance of winning.”

“The only foul I know is double-dipping.”

“We are the champions…of snacking.”

Why was the receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”
“Because bad news travels fast.”

How are scrambled eggs like slow corner-backs?
They’re both beaten.”

Why will it be warmer in the stadium the day after the Super Bowl?
“All the fans will be gone.”

Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl?
It was a boxer.”

What do you call a Texans player at the Superbowl?

Super Bowl Humor

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the football!

Which Super Bowl player wears the biggest cleats?
“The one with the biggest feet!”

Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Superbowl?
“Just in case they need to tie the score.”

What runs around the field during the Super Bowl – but never moves?
“A wall”

What was the Rams fan planning to do when his team won the Super Bowl?
“Turn off his XBox.”

Why did the football players cry when they lost the Super Bowl?
“They’re a bawl club.”

What did the football players think about the stadium lights during the Superbowl?
“They gave them GLOWING reviews.”

Where do players dance after playing in the Superbowl?
“At a foot ball!”

How are tail-backs similar to water?
“They both can run!”

Who’s the smartest player to win a Superbowl?
“Tom Brainy.”

What is harder for a receiver to catch the faster he runs?
“His breath!”

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