Here are some of the best funny Thanksgiving jokes to have a fun time with friends and family at dinner or get together this holiday season.
Moreover, these Funny jokes include short and dirty one liners on Thanksgiving and riddles.
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Short Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
“Got any cornbread jokes? I do, but they’re corny.”
“What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”
“What instrument does a turkey play? The drumsticks!”
“What’s a popular Thanksgiving dance? The turkey trot.”
Gobble me, obviously. It’s Thanksgiving and I’m a turkey.
Exactly. Now where can I hide?
“What’s the difference between a turkey and a chicken? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.”
“Who didn’t have any friends at Friendsgiving? The turkey!”
“What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.”
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes One Liners
“Did you hear the one about the rude turkey? It was jerk-y.”
“Why did the turkey become a percussionist? It already had the drumsticks.”
“Why was the turkey expelled from the game? It committed a fowl.”
“What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve it pizza and ice cream.”
“What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.”
“If leaves come from trees, where do turkeys come from? Poultries.”
“Did you hear about the turkey prom? It was a Butterball.”
“Why didn’t the chef season the turkey? There wasn’t enough thyme.”
“Why did the turkey cross the road? It was following the chicken.”
Dirty Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
“Is that a turkey leg in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”
“I checked the meat thermometer…you’re officially one hot bird.”
“Do you want to hop on my gravy train?”
“This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.”
“There’s only one cavity I want to stuff tonight.”
“If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving can I come visit any time in between?”
“Hope this dinner won’t be the only thing filling me up tonight.”
“Gobble gobble, I love watching you wobble.”
“I’d rather be feasting on you tonight.’
“Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year.” 😏
“I’ve got something for you to gobble.”
Turkey Jokes One-Liners
“You ain’t seen stuffing yet.”
“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“I yam what I yam.”
“I’m all about that baste.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“Let’s get basted.”
“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“Oh my gourd, I ate too much.”
“Y’all bready for this?”
“Say hello to this gourd-geous spread!”
“I’m so grateful for my butter-half.”
“You gotta keep track of the thyme on Thanksgiving!”
“And last but not feast…”
“Hand me the gobble-lets so I can pour the wine.”
“More rolls? You butter believe it!”
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
“Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.”
“Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.”
“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes Riddles
Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
“He was ready to roast.”
Which side of a turkey has more feathers?
What kind of turkey requires ID?
What did the turkey say when he met the president?
How does a turkey travel?
“By gravy train.”
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the turkey say to his real estate agent?
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
What key has legs and can’t open a door?
What do you call a running turkey?
What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”
Why was the turkey put in jail?
“The police suspected fowl play.”
How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?
“He was already stuffed.”
What did the turkey say to the computer?
What kind of weather does a turkey like?
What did the leftover turkey say?
“Make me a sandwich!”