70+ Best Thanksgiving Riddles | Jokes | Turkey | Hard | Pdf | Worksheet 2024

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Funny Thanksgiving Riddles

Thanksgiving Riddles Funny

What has feathers and a beak but is dressed?
“A Thanksgiving turkey.”

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
“The outside.”

Why did the turkey cross the road?
“To prove he wasn’t chicken.”

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
“On their feet.”

What kind of key has legs but can’t open a door?
“A turKEY.”

What is brown, big, and red all over?
“A turkey with cranberry sauce”

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
“Lots of drumsticks.”

What are unhappy cranberries called?

What smells the best every Thanksgiving dinner?
“Your nose!”

What sound does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble!”

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
“The letter “g.””

What’s blue and covered with lots of feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath”

Why did the cranberries turn red?
“They saw the turkey dressing.”

Hard Thanksgiving Riddle

Thanksgiving Riddle Hard

What’s the favorite food of mathematicians for Thanksgiving?
“Pumpkin pi”

What is hard, oddly-shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?
A wishbone”

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots.”

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
“To hatchet”

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
“A har-vest”

Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
“There was no thyme”

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
“Their age”

What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
“Pumpkin Pi”

Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
“He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.”

What did her daughter say when her mom wanted her help fixing Thanksgiving dinner?
“Why? Is it broken?”

What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
“A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.”

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
“Because he was out standing in his field.”

What would you call a pet squash
“Call it anything you want; it won’t hear you!”

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
“Because April showers bring Mayflowers”

Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?
“It’s a crummy job.”

What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?

What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes?
“You’re on a roll.”

What is something that describes both political talk and filling up your plate of food?
“Choosing sides”

Best Turkey Riddles With Answers

Best Turkey Riddles With Answers

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
“A poultrygeist”

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
“Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving”

What should you say when your family begs you to stop making Thanksgiving jokes?
“I can’t quit cold turkey!”

What do you get if you cross a turkey with a bell?
“A bird that has to wring its own neck”

What happened to the turkey whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
“He was tickled to death.”

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
“Boy, I’m stuffed!”

What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
“To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.”

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack, Quack!”

What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
“All About That Baste”

What kind of weather does a turkey like?
“Fowl weather”

What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
“Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all”

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
“A turkey that can pluck itself”

Why did the turkey cross the road?
“It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!”

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
“Peach gobbler!”

What did the stock boy tell the woman when she asked, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
“Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!”

Thanksgiving Riddles For Adults

Thanksgiving Riddles For Adults

Where do Thanksgiving birds go on vacation?

Why did all the pecans go to space?
“They were Astro-nuts!”

Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
“Ostriches can’t fly.”

Where do turkeys go to dance?
“The Butter Ball!”

Why did the gravy get a ticket?
“Because it was too saucy!”

Where did corn come from?
“The stalk brought it.”

If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a little one?
“A goblet.”

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
“An eggroll.”

What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
“Nothing; it’s already stuffed.”

What do turkeys eat for dessert?
“Peach gobbler.”

What do you call a running turkey?
“Fast food.”

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, wing”

Why do turkeys lay eggs?
“If they dropped them, they’d break.”

What is that favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

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