Here are funny holiday sayings for sharing this festive season with your friends and family members.
Moreover, these are special funny holiday sayings for cards that include messages and words for Instagram with friends and family.
Pick suitable holiday sayings to celebrate with fitting messages.
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Short Funny Holiday Sayings
”Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” Gary Allan
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.” Victor Borge
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” Andy Borowitz
“You can’t fool me—there ain’t no Sanity Clause!” Chico Marx
“Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.” Ellen Degeneres
“Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.” Andy Borowitz
”The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” Elf
”A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.”
”Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy.’” Robert Paul
“You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger.” Robert Paul
“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” Robert Godden
“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”
“Dear Santa, before I explain, how much do you know already?”
“It’s all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list.”
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
“Once you stop believing in Santa, you get underwear for Christmas.”
“You know what I got for Christmas? Fat.”
“Dear Santa, I was framed.”
“Single all the way.”
“Sleigh all day, then cabernet.”
Funny Holiday Quotes For Instagram
“Let’s get lit.”
“Don’t blame the holidays. You were fat in August.”
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
“Dear Santa, it was my sister’s fault.”
“Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.” Ellen DeGeneres
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” Andy Borowitz
“I’m the Holiday Armadillo, your part “Jewish” friend.” Ross Geller, “Friends”
“Son of a NUTCRACKER!” Buddy the Elf, “Elf”
“Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” Gangster Johnny, “Home Alone”
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.” Melanie White
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.” Andy Borowitz
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” Will Ferrell, “Elf”
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.” Kin Hubbard
“That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.” Jerry Seinfeld
Funny Holiday Sayings For Friends
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Home is where the Christmas cookies and presents are!”
“Ho! Ho! Holy shit! It’s almost Christmas!”
“Let’s be naughty and save Santa a trip.”
“May you be surrounded by ho’s this Christmas season.”
“Let’s be naughty and save Santa a trip.”
“When I think about you, I touch my elf.”
“Another Christmas already? Seriously, what the Elf?”
“You know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I. Got. Fat!”
“Happy Holidays to one of my favorite Ho, Ho, Ho’s!”
“You can’t fool me—there ain’t no Sanity Clause!” Chico Marx
“Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.” Ellen Degeneres
Funny Holiday Greetings Messages
“Have a cool yule and swell noel.”
“The Nice List can’t handle me.”
“But first, let me take an elfie.”
“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.”
“Keep Calm and jingle all the way.”
“Christmas comes but once a year, but when it comes, it better bring good beer.”
“Keep calm and merry on!”
“All I want for Christmas is see the link to my wish list.”
“Christmas is Claus for celebration!”
“Keep sleigh-ing!”
“Dashing, dancing, and prancing until I get blitzened.”
Funny Holiday Words
“You sleigh me.”
“Resting Grinch face.”
“Your presents is requested.”
“Good things come in tall packages.”
“But wait—there’s myrrh.”
“Gangsta wrapper.”
“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
“Hold on for deer life.”
“The Christmas alphabet has noel.”
“Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.”
“Yule be sorry.”
“I’m pine-ing for you.”
“I have the final sleigh.”
“Oh, deer.”
“Wrapper’s delight.”
“Have a holly Dolly Christmas.”
“Sleigh, what?!”
“The snuggle is real.”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
“You’re sleigh-in’ it.”
“It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.”
“Love at frost sight!”
“Make it rein.”
“Sleigh queen, sleigh.”
“It’s lit.”
“How rude-olf of you.”
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