65+ Funny Thanksgiving Wishes | Puns | One Liners | Words | Friends 2024

Here are funny Thanksgiving wishes to share this special holiday through text or greeting cards.

Moreover, these funny Thanksgiving wishes include quotes, puns, one liners, words, and memes for a smile.

Pick suitable funny wishes on Thanksgiving that fit your needs.

Happy Thanksgiving…!!!

Short Funny Thanksgiving Wishes

Short Funny Thanksgiving Wishes

“Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.” Wayne Huizenga

“Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.” Kevin James

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” Jerry Seinfeld

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.” Jim Davis

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” Erma Bombeck

“We may not have it all together, but together, we have it all.”

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” Irv Kupcine

“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.” Rita Rudner

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” George Bernard Shaw

“Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.”

“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.”

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” Kevin James

Funny Thanksgiving Wishes For Friends

Funny Thanksgiving Wishes For Friends

“What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians!”

“What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? YAM-mies!”

“May your Thanksgiving be full of peace, love and joy.”

“Here’s a wish for a happy, joyous and fun-filled Thanksgiving to all my peeps.”

“Thank you for being my greatest blessing!”

“Forever on Thanksgiving Day, the heart will find the pathway home. Wilbur D. Nesbit

“Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. Melody Beattie

“Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude. Nigel Hamilton

“The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness.” Dalai Lama

“So thankful we are family this holiday season.”

Funny Thanksgiving One-Liners

Funny Thanksgiving One-Liners

“You know how to win the tur-key to my heart? Do the dishes.”

“Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy. But here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”

“When it comes to baking the dinner rolls, I take the path of yeast resistance.”

“You think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.”

“Can you turn on some Plymouth Rock in the background while we do dishes?”

“Family may not see pie to pie, but we sure do love Thanksgiving.”

“There was no fowl play involved in the carving of this turkey.”

“If our turkey was in a band, he’d play the drumsticks.”

“If you give the turkey coffee, it’ll be a perky!”

“Thyme flies when you’re cooking a whole turkey!”

Funny Thanksgiving Puns

Funny Thanksgiving Puns

“This turkey is poultry in motion.”

“And that’s just how we casser-roll.”

“I can’t be-leaf it’s already Thanksgiving!”

“Oh wow, pumpkin sure smells good in here!”

“Mama, I’m pumpkin home!”

“Goodness gracious, great gobbles of fire!”

“Pumpkin’s gotta give.”

“Silence of the yams.”

“Whatever floats your gravy boat.”

“That joke was cornier than cornbread!”

“Family Thanksgiving is totally my jam.”

“I’m so grateful for my butter-half.”

“Y’all bready for this?”

“A real-life beauty and the feast!”

“And last but not feast…”

“Time to get Plymouth rockin’ and rolling!”

“More rolls? You butter believe it!”

“Thanksgiving has the tur-key to my heart”

“I’m all about that baste.”

“Yes we pecan.”

“Say hello to this gourd-geous spread!”

“Let’s give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.”

“Put on some Plymouth Rock and roll!”

“No fowl language is allowed at dinner.”

“Is something burning? It smells fowl!”

“Feast your eyes on this meal!”

“Who’s ready to get sauced?”

Funny Thanksgiving Words

Funny Thanksgiving Words

“That was plucking hilarious!”

“It’s time to get basted!”

“Eat, drink, and cranberry!”

“Beauty and the feast.”

“I only have pies for you.”

“Live free or pie.”

“All pie myself.”

“Talk turkey to me.”

“Arrgh, I’m a pie-rate.”

“This turkey is poultry in motion.”

“That’s how I casser-roll.”

“Last but not feast.”

“It’s all or stuffing.”

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