70+ Funny Thanksgiving Captions For Couples | Boyfriend | Girlfriend | Turkey 2024

Here are funny Thanksgiving captions for your fun memories to share on Instagram with your family and friends this holiday season.

Moreover, these Thanksgiving funny captions are ideal for couples, girlfriend, boyfriend, etc.

Pick suitable funny Thanksgiving captions for Instagram on turkey, dinner, pics, etc that fit your needs.

Happy Thanksgiving…!!!

Short Funny Thanksgiving Captions

Short Funny Thanksgiving Captions

“Last but not feast.”

“I yam who I yam.”

“The gravy boat has sailed.”

“I see full people.”

“I came, I ate, I left.”

“Feast your eyes on this.”

“Talk turkey to me.”

“I’m thankful for wine.”

“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”

“Eat hard, nap harder.”

“This is how we casser-roll.”

“Nobody puts gravy in the corner.”

“Turkey, wine, and feeling fine.”

“Too stuffed to think of a caption.’

“Eat pie, drink wine, and be thankful.”

“Already dreaming about leftovers.”

“It’s all gravy.”

“Happy Winesgiving.”

“I get pie with a little help from my friends.”

“Just keep eating, just keep eating.”

“Let’s get basted.”

“Here’s another plate of food to clog up your feed!”

Funny Thanksgiving Captions For Instagram

Funny Thanksgiving Captions For Instagram

“Vegetables are only served on Thanksgiving to make us feel better.”

“Leaves are falling, Thanksgiving is calling.”

“Raise your hand if you feel betrayed by that one cousin who didn’t show up today.”

“Another Thanksgiving, another day of dressing up for the living room!”

“We’re all wearing sweats to Thanksgiving dinner, right?”

“Thanksgiving dinner is a marathon, not a sprint.”

“Thanksgiving marks the real life Hunger Games.”

“Stuffing is the glue that holds us all together.”

“I’m just here for the food and the football!”

“Clear plates, full stomach, can’t lose.”

“Thanksgiving is plucking awesome.”

Funny Thanksgiving Captions For Couples

Funny Thanksgiving Captions For Couples

“You ain’t seen stuffing yet!”

“You’re the pumpkin to my pie.”

“Pie like you berry much.”

“The snuggle is going to be real today.”

“I love you to the fridge of food and back.”

“I love you a Pumpkin Spice Latte.”

“Just me and my cutie pie.”

“I only have pies for you.”

“Giving thanks for you all year round.”

“Together is our favorite place to be.”

“Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”

“Happiness is homemade.”

“Aren’t we just the cutest pumpkin in the patch?”

“And they lived apple-y ever after.”

“Thankful that I get to share this holiday with you.”

“Autumn, coffee, and you.”

“You’re the best and I’m the luckiest.”

“And they lived apple-y ever after.”

“Together is our favorite place to be.”

Funny Thanksgiving Captions For Boyfriend

Funny Thanksgiving Captions For Boyfriend

“There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy. You’re one of them.”

“Life doesn’t have to be perfect to be wonderful.”

“We were together. I forget the rest.”

“Grateful for small things, big things, and everything in between.”

“Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.”

“We aren’t celebrating St. Patrick’s Day today but I’m feeling so lucky.”

“Move over, pumpkin pie. This one over here topped ya in the ‘sweet’ category.”

“Even though I’m not traveling home to see my family this Thanksgiving, I have you and that’s enough.”

“There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy. You’re one of them.”

“It’s always better when we’re together.” — Jack Johnson, “Better Together”

“Thankful for the person who lets me sleep on their shoulder after Thanksgiving dinner.”

“There is always something to be thankful for. Like wine. And pie. And more wine. And you.”

Funny Turkey Captions

“Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”

“Talk turkey to me.”

“Fifty shades of gravy.”

“Show me the turkey.”

“Keep calm & gobble on”

“Stuffed with stuffing”

“Stuffed with stuffing. #success”

“Stuffed more than a Butterball turkey.”

“Leftovers are for quitters.”

“Family and turkey and football—oh my!”

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