Here are some of the handpicked funny turkey jokes for Thanksgiving to have a fun time at this holiday dinner.
Moreover, these turkey jokes include one liner clean and dirty Thanksgiving jokes for adults.
Picks suitable funny Turkey jokes that fit your need from the list below…!!!
Happy Thanksgiving…!!!
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Short Funny Turkey Jokes
“Why did the turkey bring a microphone? He was ready to roast.”
“Which side of a turkey has more feathers? The outside.”
“What kind of turkey requires ID? Wild Turkey.”
“How does a turkey travel? By gravy train.”
“What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!”
“What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing-wing-wing.”
“What key has legs and can’t open a door? A tur-key.”
“What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.”
“What’s blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.”
“Why was the turkey put in jail? The police suspected fowl play.”
“How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner? He was already stuffed.”
“What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.”
“What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist.”
“What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather.”
“What did the leftover turkey say? Make me a sandwich!”
Funny Turkey Jokes One Liners
“What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!”
“Why do turkeys hate the kitchen on Thanksgiving? It smells fowl.”
“Why are turkeys good at rebelling? They love a coup.”
“Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can’t jump!”
“Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!”
“Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? Because he will gobble, gobble it up!”
“Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather.”
“Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.”
“What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”
“What instrument does a turkey play? The drumstick!”
Dirty Funny Turkey Jokes
“Talk Turkey to me”
“I checked the meat thermometer…you’re officially one hot bird.”
“I love it when you watch me baste my bird.”
“There’s only one cavity I want to stuff tonight.”
“Baby, you’re like a turkey dinner: I’ll eat you with (cranberry) relish.”
“You make my turkey timer pop.”
“I wanna play with your butterballs.”
“I hope that Turkey’s not the only thing about to get stuffed.”
“I’m ready to ride your Mayflower.”
“The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.”
“You put the “@ss” in casserole.”
“The table’s not the only thing that needs to get laid.”
“I’d rather be feasting on you tonight.”
“(with Turkey Breasts) “Stop staring at my br*asts”
“Hello Gourd-geous”
“Like Thanksgiving, I come multiple times a year across various countries.”
“Let’s go make my Plymouth rock.”
“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”
“The best part of Thanksgiving is the stuffing.”
“Yes, you can butter my biscuit.”
“Do you want to hop on my gravy train?”
“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”
Clean Funny Turkey Jokes
“What key has legs and can’t open a door? A tur-key.”
“Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.”
“You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.”
“Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme!”
“What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”
“What does the turkey think about holidays? They’re about family time, after that, it’s all gravy.”
“What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey? All About That Baste.”
“Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can’t jump!”
“Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies? Because they use fowl language!”
“Why did the turkey play the drums in his band? Because he already had drumsticks!”
“Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.”
“What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!”
Funny Turkey Jokes For Thanksgiving
“You think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.”
“You gotta keep track of the thyme on Thanksgiving!”
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
“I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”
“What do you call rain on Turkey Day? Fowl weather.”
“When are turkeys the most grateful? The day after Thanksgiving.”
“What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table? Crayon-berry sauce.”
“What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey? All About That Baste.”
“What should you expect at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”
Funny Turkey Jokes For Adults
“What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.”
“What does a vampire call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.”
“What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost? A poultrygeist!”
“What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
“What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!”
Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? “A poul-tree.”
“Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was stuffed.”
“Why do turkeys lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they would break.”
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