60+ Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes | Adults | Pick Up Lines | Church 2024

Here are handpicked dirty Thanksgiving jokes to make your naughty moments hot and heavy while laugh.

Moreover, these dirty jokes on Thanksgiving include pick up lines, one-liners for adults.

Pick a suitable Thanksgiving jokes dirty edition from the list below that fits your needs.

Happy Thanksgiving…!!!

Short Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes

Short Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes

“There’s only one cavity I want to stuff tonight.”

“I wanna see your horn of plenty.”

“I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.”

“Gobble gobble, I love watching you wobble.”

“I wanna play with your butterballs.”

“I’m ready to ride your Mayflower.”

“Want to candy my yams?”

“You put the “ass” in casserole.”

“I’d rather be feasting on you tonight.”

“I’ve got something for you to gobble.”

“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”

“I’m going to make your Plymouth Rock. (Lolz.)”

“Do you want to hop on my gravy train?”

Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes For Adults

Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes For Adults

“Is that a turkey leg in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

“This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.”

“Hope this dinner won’t be the only thing filling me up tonight.”

“Glad I brought out the oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.”

“Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year.”

“I checked the meat thermometer…you’re officially one hot bird.”

“What do rednecks do for Thanksgiving? Pump kin.”

“What does a streepper eat for Thanksgiving dinner? Twerky.”

“Wives are like Thanksgiving turkeys…They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.”

“What did the autumn leaf say to the tree? I’m falling for you.”

Dirty Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

Dirty Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines

“The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!”

“Forget the wishbone, I wish you’d bone me.”

“I’d rather have you butter my biscuits.”

“Do you wanna ride my mayflower?”

“I’d rather be feasting on you tonight.”

“Saving room for you for dessert.”

“I have a thing for butterballs.”

“Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!”

“What are you going for tonight: thighs or breasts?”

“I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.”

“I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.”

“Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”

“Would you like to try some of this dark meat?”

“This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?”

“I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.”

“Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.”

“There’s only one cavity I want to stuff tonight.”

“Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.”

“Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?”

“I’m a real master baster.”

“Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”

“Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!”

Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes For Church

“When did the Pilgrims first say “God bless America”? The first time they heard America sneeze!”

“Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use such fowl language”

“What does a Pilgrim call his best friend? A palgrim”

“What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY”

“Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off”

“If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!”

“What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!”

“What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock”

“When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand? On their feet!”

“Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? He wanted a light snack!”

“What do the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin”

Daddy asked Little Mandy: “Why can’t you take a turkey to church?” Little Mandy: “Because they use such FOWL language that Jesus does not like.”

Dirty Turkey Jokes For Adults

“What do women and Turkeys have in common? Men love it when they have big br*asts.”

“How are Turkeys like P0rn-stars? First, they gobble, then they get stuffed, and somebody keeps them wet the whole time.”

“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”

“Why is a Thanksgiving Turkey the perfect girlfriend? It can’t talk, comes tied up, and has the perfect hole for stuffing.”

“What do chronic masturbators have for dessert on Thanksgiving? Fapple Pie”

“I hope that Turkey’s not the only thing about to get stuffed.”

Dirty Turkey Jokes One Liners

“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”

“You’re the only girl I’d ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!”

“What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing, wing.”

“What if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We’d all be eating p*ssy on Thanksgiving.”

“Why can’t Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend? Because they’re both roasted.”

“Did you hear the one about the rude turkey? It was jerk-y.”

“What do you call rain on Turkey Day? Fowl weather.”

“When are turkeys the most grateful? The day after Thanksgiving.”

“What’s the best song to sing when preparing your turkey? All About That Baste.”

“What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite dance? The turkey trot.”

“Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? He was ready for a roast.”

“What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!”

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