Here are some of the best turkey jokes one-liners to make everyone lol at Thanksgiving dinner this holiday season.
Moreover, these one liner turkey jokes for adults include short and dirty turkey jokes.
Pick suitable turkey jokes one liners for adults that fit your needs.
Happy Thanksgiving…!!!
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Turkey Jokes One-Liners For Adults
“Why did the turkey bring a microphone? He was ready to roast.”
“Which side of a turkey has more feathers? The outside.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.
“What kind of turkey requires ID? Wild Turkey.”
“Why was the turkey asked to join a band? He could bring his own drumsticks.”
“How does a turkey travel? By gravy train.”
“What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!”
“What did the turkey say to his real estate agent? Turn-key only.”
“What key has legs and can’t open a door? A tur-key.”
“What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.”
“Why was the turkey put in jail? The police suspected fowl play.”
“What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather.”
“Why do turkeys hate the kitchen on Thanksgiving? It smells fowl.”
“What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A goblet.”
One Liners Dirty Turkey Jokes
“I hope that Turkey’s not the only thing about to get stuffed.”
“You make my turkey timer pop.”
“I love it when you watch me baste my bird.”
“Talk Turkey to me”
“The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.”
“The table’s not the only thing that needs to get laid.”
“(with Turkey Breasts) “Stop staring at my br*asts”
“Hello Gourd-geous”
“This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.”
“Hey, bb, I heard you got a wishbone for me.”
One Liners Short Turkey Jokes
“There’s only one cavity I want to stuff tonight.”
“Can you stuff me like a Thanksgiving turkey?”
“What did the rude turkey say to the drunk who couldn’t walk straight? Wobble, wobble!”
“What are you going for tonight: thighs or breasts?”
“I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.”
“Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.”
“What if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We’d all be eating p*ssy on Thanksgiving.”
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