100+ Best Chocolate Puns, Jokes & Funny Quotes 2021

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Chocolate Puns are nothing but delicious. They say, that life’s three greatest pleasures are eating, sneezing, and hugging chocolate. Well, the third one is really the big winner.

Actually, with coffee and chocolate, you could rule the world. Here are some of the hottest chocolate puns that you can just take the lid off and enjoy.

We have also included one liner chocolate puns for Instagram, chocolate puns for boyfriend, chocolate puns for a birthday, chocolate puns from the UK, cocoa puns, Hershey chocolate puns, and many more.

Have a look and pick the suitable puns on chocolate that can also be used for friends, girlfriend, and many more. Enjoy!

Amazing Chocolate Puns To Share With Others: Question-Answer

Here we have collected the best question answer chocolate puns that you can share with kids or friends to have a fun time.

Funny Chocolate Puns
Funny Chocolate Puns

Have a look and pick the suitable puns on the chocolate and some of the best candy puns as well. Enjoy!

What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
“Plane Chocolate!”

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
“A candy baa.”

What do cannibals eat for dessert?
“Chocolate covered aunts.”

How do you know it’s cold outside?
“When you milk a brown cow you get”

What type of bar is kid-friendly?
“A chocolate bar.”

Question-Answer Chocolate Puns
Question-Answer Chocolate Puns

How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
“Turn off the lights.”

What is Sun’s favorite chocolate bar?
“A milky way”

What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
“Chocolate chip wookiee.”

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
“A Kitty Kat bar.”

I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
“So I just snickered.”

Chocolate Cookie Jokes
Chocolate Cookie Jokes

What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?
“Chocolate Chimp!”

What is a chocolate-covered car called?
“A Ferrari Rocher”

What kind of candy never arrives on time?
“Chocolate”

What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
“Nestle Crunk bar.”

Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
“Because nobody wants to quit.”

Chocolate Milk Puns & Jokes
Chocolate Milk Puns & Jokes

Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
“He wanted chocolate milk.”

What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
“Oompa Lumpur”

What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
“The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.”

Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
“Because it was his bitter half.”

What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
“Chocolate mousse”

 Chocolate Bars Puns
Chocolate Bars Puns

If Bob has 30 chocolate bars and eats 25, what does he have?
“Diabetes.”

What fruit loves chocolate?
“A cocoa nut.”

What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation”

Why did Oreo go to the dentist?
“Because he lost his filling!”

How sweet is it only for girls?
“Her-shey’s kisses.”

What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets?
“Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe”

What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
“A chocolate downie.”

Funny & Clever One Liner Chocolate Puns For Instagram Captions

These are the best one line chocolate puns for Instagram captions to post funny pics or selfies with matching cocoa, Hershey captions. Moreover, you can improvise or modify these hilarious puns to share with others or friends and family over text or use them directly.

One Line Chocolate Puns For Instagram Captions
One Line Chocolate Puns For Instagram Captions

Have a look and pick the matching chocolate puns one liner for Instagram captions, funny chocolate quotes for boyfriend, etc. Enjoy!

“Her-shey’s kisses.”

“My bitter half.”

“I’m chocolate to my appointment!”

“It always sprinkles before it rains candy.”

“Life is full of nuts, just like a box of chocolates.”

Chocolate Candies Puns
Chocolate Candies Puns

“Chocolate chimp can never keep time like other candies.”

“Unless she has lost her filling, Oreo hardly visits the dentist.”

“All employees desire for a pay day candy bar.”

“Plane chocolates are now sold at the airport.”

“No. You can taek-won-do.”

Chocolate Coins Jokes
Chocolate Coins Jokes

“Chocolate coins are mint to be eaten”

“I have a few Twix up my sleeve”

“You are a Hershey Baa sheep”

“It sucks for people with diabetes.”

“Tonight he really got his Snickers in a Twix”

“Yoo-hoo hoo in a bottle of rum!”

Unseen Word Rhymes & Miss Spelled Chocolate Puns Ideas

If you looking for puns that rhyme with chocolate or chocolate-related wordplay chocolate jokes then these are perfect to be used. Have a look and pick the suitable wordplay chocolate joke and puns. Enjoy!

Different as choc and cheese
Different as choc and cheese jokes

Chalk/Choc: “Different as choc and cheese”

Check/Choc: “Choc it out!”

Chuck/Choc: “Choc a sickie”

Silk/Milk: “Smooth as milk”

Dare he/Dairy: “How dairy?”

Dearly/Dairy: “I love you dairy”

Diary/Dairy: “Dear dairy…”

Daring/Dairy-ng: “A dairy-ng escape”

Are/Bar: “Chances bar”

Ghandi/Candy: “Mahatma Candy was an exceptional human being.”

Candy Puns
Candy Puns

Handy/Candy: “This will definitely come in candy.”

Can they/Candy: “How candy they do this to us?”

Uncanny/Uncandy: “He had an uncandy feeling that she was being watched.”

Can these/Candies: “How candies people live like this?”

Suite/Sweet: “She was renting a 2-bedroom sweet for the summer.”

Sweater/Sweeter: “A close-knit woolen sweeter for cold days”

Sweat/Sweet: “Blood, sweet and tears”

Trifle/Truffle: “Truffle with someone’s affections.”

Byte/Bite: “Megabite” & “Gigabite.”

Bright/Bite: “Always look on the bite side of life”

Does it/Dessert: “It’s comfy, but dessert make my bum look big?”

Dessert Puns
Dessert Puns

Desert/Dessert: “The Sahara dessert.”

Not/Nut: “As often as nut”

Knot/Nut: “Don’t get your knickers in a nut”

Nought/Nut: “Nuts and crosses”

Night/Nut: “Burn the midnut oil”

Fruit/Fruit and nut: “Bear fruit and nuts”

Smack/Snack: “A snack on the wrist”

Snake/Snack: “Snack eyes”

Knack/Snack: “Knick snacks”

Sack/Snack: “Get the snack”

Chocolate Snack Jokes
Chocolate Snack Jokes

Back/Snack: “As soon as my snack is turned”

Shack/Snack: “Love snack”

Slack/Snack: “Cut some snack”

Tricks/Twix: “Bag of twix”

Bit/Bitter: “A bitter much”

Duck/Dark: “Dark the question”

Bury/Cadbury: “Cadbury the hatchet”

Bars/Mars: “Behind mars.”

Kit/Kitkat: “Get your kitkat off”

Hopefully, these chocolate puns & jokes are perfect for anyone, however, for more funny joke ideas, you try these animal puns, bread puns, egg puns.

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