Tea time is great and tea puns and jokes are even better! This is the best time of the year for tea parties. In fact I have made some really great puns and jokes during the tea season and here are the best ones that I have come up with!
However, it can be hard sometimes to think of a funny tea pun that can go well with the mood or moment. Therefore, we have made these amazing food puns that are funny and clever tea jokes or puns to use today.
We have also included one liner tea puns for Instagram, boba tea puns, tea jokes, coffee puns, tea pick up lines, tea puns birthday, chai puns, and many more.
Have a look and pick the suitable puns on tea that you can today. Enjoy!
Amazing Tea Puns To Share With Others: Question-Answer
Here we have collected the best question answer tea puns that you can share with kids or friends to have a fun time. Have a look and pick the suitable puns on the tea. Enjoy!
Why was the tea bag at the police station?
“She was mugged in broad daylight!”
What did the tea bag say when he didn’t get laid?
“She was such a teas”
What did one tea bag say to the other?
“This is the start of a brew-tea-ful friendship.”
What advice does every tea bag give their daughter?
“You’ve gotta stay one steep ahead of everyone else.”
What did the college tea say to his buddy?
“Cool story, brew.”
How does a tea coach inspire his pupils?
“Brew can do it!”
How does the tea bag daredevil warn his audience?
“Don’t chai this at home…”
What does a tea mama say to her kids?
“Goodnight, steep tight.”
Have we been to this café before?
“I’m getting déjà brew.”
Why did the tea couple move to town?
“They thought it was a lovely communi-tea.”
Why do paranoid people love tea?
“Tea offers safetea.”
Why are tea lovers always living on the edge?
“Because they often find themselves in hot water.”
How does Moses make his tea?
What compliment did the tea give?
Why do artists drink tea?
“It makes them creativitea.”
Funny & Clever One Liner Tea Puns For Instagram Captions
These are the best one line tea puns for Instagram captions to post funny pics or selfies with matching boba tea, coffee, chai captions. Moreover, you can improvise or modify these hilarious puns to share with others or friends and family over text or use them directly. Have a look and pick the matching tea puns one liner for Instagram captions, funny tea quotes for teacher, etc. Enjoy!
“She’s so feis-tea!“
“Time to Par-tea!”
“Drinking tea, just gives me sereni-tea”
“Use your creativi-tea”
“You’re my bes-tea”
“Hones-tea is the best policy”
“You’re so naugh-tea”
“You’re such a hot-tea”
“She’s so flir-tea”
“No need to be sal-tea”
“It’s for your own safe-tea”
“This is my proper-tea”
“This tea is so tas-tea”
“The best dinosaur is definitely the Tea-rex”
“You’re such a teas (tease)”
“This is so tea-dious”
“One steep forward, two steeps back”
“Why the oolong face?”
“Can’t we just all get oolong?”
“Don’t chai this at home”
“Let me give this a chai”
“Say something, don’t be chai”
“This is an earl grey area”
“You’re so brew-tiful”
“Brew can do it!”
“I believe in brew!”
“I’m having deja brew!”
“Everything I brew, I brew it for you”
“Call me the queen of caffeine”
“I like big mugs and I cannot lie”
“Mugs and kisses”
“I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.”
“Quit mean-muggin me”
“Kettle down everyone”
“Don’t kettle for second best”
“Don’t kettle in other people’s business”
“You’re safe! What a tea leaf!” (relief)
“Love you so matcha”
“Watch me sip, watch me nae nae”
“Sip Sip Hooray!”
“My darjeeling wife.”
Tea Captions For Selfies & Group Pics
“It is time to get this par-TEA started! Right?”
“The only dinosaur who loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX.”
“People who drink a lot of tea each day tend to be on the chat-TEA side.”
“Are you even aware that four of the last five Presidents were all left-tea.”
“The reason Chinese tea is so good is because it takes a very oolong time to prepare.”
“If you decide to invite the Queen of England over for a drink, consider it to be royal-tea.”
“She tends to break the ice very easily because she is exceptionally flirt-TEA.”
“Hipsters will only drink their tea iced because ice was waterway before it was cool.”
“The Communists will only drink herbal tea because proper-TEA is considered theft.”
“Defense lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea, the GUILT-TEA!”
“People who are full of ambition often have loft-TEA goals.”
“Astronauts prefer tea because they can appreciate the gravi-TEA of these beverages”
“People who are usually worried about everything will drink tea for the safe-TEA reasons.”
“Cat lovers will only drink their kit-tea.”
“Fight for your right to par-TEA!”
“It really is a serious problem if tea can’t fix it.”
“When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it”
“If tea is the drink of love, then brew on!”
“Steeping too often in the bubble and the boil of the tea kettle clouds my inner eye.”
“According to Yada, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”
Tea Pun Names
“Tommy Tea Jones”
Unseen Word Rhymes & Miss Spelled Tea Puns Ideas
If you looking for puns that rhyme with tea or tea-related wordplay jokes, or similar then these are perfect to be used. Have a look and pick the suitable word play tea joke and puns. Enjoy!
Step/Steep: “Stay one steep ahead.”
Sleep/Steep: “It’s fine to steep together on the first date.”
Try/Chai: “Let me give this a chai…”
You/Brew: “Brew can do it!”
Bro/Brew: “What’s up, brew?”
To/Tea: “All dressed up and nowhere tea go”
Leave/Leaf: “Love them and leaf them.”
Love/Leaf: “Leaf is in the air.”
Bend/Blend: “You need to blend the rules a little.”
Cop/Cup: “When I grow up I wanna be a cup so I can fight crime.”
Sentimental/Sedimental: “This antique tea pot has a lot of sedimental value.”
Above her age/A beverage: “Her reading skills are a beverage”
Earn/Urn: “You’ve urned it.”
Mouldy/Malty: “Your tea puns are worse than malty sandwiches!”
Felt her/Filter: “I filter gaze fall on me.”
Filled her/Filter: “She has filter tea pun quota for today.”
Plunge/Plunger: “Take the plunger!”
Settle/Kettle: “Kettle down everyone.”
Ready/Red tea: “I was born red tea.”
Heard/Herb: “I herb it on the grape vine.”
Curb/Herb: “Herb your enthusiasm.”
Refuse/Infuse: “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t infuse.”
Confuse/Infuse: “I think you’ve infused me for someone else.”
Lip/Lipton: “This tea is hot! I just burned my Lipton on it.”
Lining/Twining: “Every cloud has a silver Twining.”
Darling/Darjeeling: “He is such a darjeeling!”
Tightly/Tetley: “Hold on Tetley!”
Deadly/Tetley: “The seven Tetley sins.”
Hopefully, these tea puns & jokes are quite funny, however, for more funny joke ideas, you try these animal puns, bread puns, egg puns, dolphin puns. To get new jokes and puns regularly in your mail inbox, subscribe to us from below and have a fun time with friends & family. Enjoy!