If you are looking for dad jokes especially to celebrate this special Father’s Day with kids or adults then this is the right place.
Here are some of the corny dad jokes for kids and adults that include funny, clean, about love, work jokes, etc.
Pick suitable Father’s Day corny jokes that fit your need and have a fun time making everyone laugh around you.
Happy Father’s Day..!!!
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Corny Dad Jokes For Kids
What do you call a line of dads waiting to get haircuts?
The barberqueue!
Where do young trees go to learn?
Elementree school.
Why are balloons so expensive?
Inflation!
Why are piggy banks so wise?
They’re filled with common cents.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
It was very sweepy!
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data!
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Mississippi!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass! I lied about the wheels.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Why shouldn’t you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What does a vegan zombie like to eat?
Graaains.
What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk.
What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation?
The gravy train
What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?
Spot!
One Liner Corny Dad Jokes For Work
“Just started dating someone in the admin. They tick all the boxes.”
What’s a pirate’s favorite content?
“WebinARRRRRR!”
Why did one auto company attack another auto company?
“Automotive.”
“The past, present, and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.”
“There should be confetti in tires, so it’s still an okay day when there is a blow-out.”
“Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says, “Now that you mention it, I smell carrots too.””
Why did the candle quit his job?
He was burned out.
“My brother has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex. They are watchdogs.”
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
“Nobody knows.”
What’s a forklift?
“Food usually.”
“I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is “Goodbye.””
“One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will join together and be called: YouTwitFace”
“I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.”
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
“A pouch potato.”
Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar?!
“Well, he got 12 months!”
“I like jokes about stationery, but rulers are where I draw the line.”
“Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.”
“Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.”
What kind of car does an egg drive?
“A Yolksvagen.”
Did you hear about the corduroy pillow?
“It’s making headlines.”
Corny Dad Jokes For Adults
Why do birds fly south?
“Because it’s too far to talk.”
What do you call a fly with a sore throat?
“A hoarse fly.”
Why did Waldo go to therapy?
“To find himself.”
What do lawyers wear to work?
“Law suits.”
Why was the traffic light late to work?
“It took too long to change.”
“Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.”
“I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.”
Why can’t you trust an atom?
“Because they make up everything.”
Why did the tomato blush?
“It saw the salad dressing.”
Why did police arrest the turkey?
“They suspected fowl play.”
What do computers eat for a snack?
“Microchips.”
How do frogs invest their money?
“They use a stock croaker.”
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud?
“Follow the fresh prints.”
How do you stop a bull from charging?
“Cancel its credit card.”
How do you teach kids about taxes?
“Eat 38% of their ice cream.”
What does the stork do once he’s delivered the baby?
“He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!”
Corny Dad Jokes That Are Funny
“I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
“My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.”
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
“In case they get a hole in one!”
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
“Sofishticated.”
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
“Pilgrims.”
“I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.”
“Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
“Nothing, it just waved.”
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
“I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.”
“I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.”
“I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.”
“I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.”
“My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.”
Corny Dad Jokes For About Love
“More or less, every husband is like a movie; produced by mother and directed by wife!”
Are you French?
“Because Eiffel for you.”
“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted?
“He fell in love with a pincushion.”
“Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.”
Are you a cat?
“Because I’m feline a connection between us.”
“Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.”
“We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.”
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
“If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”
Are you a banana?
“Because I find you a-peeling.”
“My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.”
“Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.”
“You’re like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.”
“You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
“Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?”
“You are like my dentures. I can’t smile without you.”
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
“On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.”
“I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.”
“Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.”
“You add meaning to my life, love jokes”
“I realized why they say “love is blind”, because you shine too bright.”
Corny Dad Jokes For Clean
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
“1forrest1”
“I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.”
“If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?”
“I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.”
Why are spiders so smart?
“They can find everything on the web.”
“RIP boiled water—you will be mist.”
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
“Itenticle.”
What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
“A bed.”
“Sore throats are a pain in the neck.”
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
“Red paint.”
“My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.”
What do you call an unpredictable camera?
“A loose Canon.”
“I didn’t get a haircut, I got them all cut.”
“I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.”
What do you call a fibbing cat?
“A lion.”
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
“Because it’s pointless.”
“I like telling Dad jokes…sometimes he laughs.”
What do lions use to look at their manes?
“Mirroars.”
Do mascara and lipstick ever argue?
“Sure, but then they makeup.”
Where do wasps like to get lunch?
“A bee-stro.”
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