Enter the new year 2023 with these great and humorous new years dad jokes.
Moreover, these New Years dad jokes include puns, captions, new year’s day puns, Chinese new year, and a lot more.
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Kickstart your year with a lot of laughter and humor.
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New Year Puns Captions
“I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 2023.”
“I’m not buying a 2023 calendar until I see the trailer.”
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
“Any excuse to wear sequins.”
“Headed into the new year like…”
“But first, Champagne.”
“All that glitters is…probably part of my outfit.”
“I’m going to stay up late this New Year’s Eve—not to ring in the New Year, but to make sure this one leaves.”
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“Here’s to doing and drinking, not sitting and thinking.”
“New year, same me.”
“I would quit drinking this year, but I’m not a quitter.”
“Cheers to the people who love us, the losers who lost us, and the lucky ones who still get to meet us.”
“Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody!”
“May all your troubles last as long as your resolutions.”
“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
“365 new days. 365 new excuses.”
“Less bitter, more glitter.”
“I’ve got 2023 vision.”
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“Here’s to my resolutions lasting longer than last year. I just need to make it through one day!”
“You were my cup of tea, but now I drink champagne.”
“I love when the ball drops. It reminds me I’m not the only one who did that all year. “
New Year’s Day Puns
What is a New Year’s resolution?
“Something that goes in one year and out the other.”
What is corn’s favorite holiday?
“New Ears Eve.”
What’s a cows favorite holiday?
“Moo Year’s Eve.”
Why do you need a jeweler on December 31?
“To ring in the New Year.”
What does the little Champagne bottle call his father?
“Pop!”
What do you say to a cat on December 31?
“Happy Mew Year!”
“I thought I got lost on New Year’s Eve, but then I found the Auld Lang sign.”
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What did the kids say about the fireworks on New Year’s?
“They were a blast.”
Why did 2021 go by in a blur?
“My resolution must’ve been too low.”
What do you say to a home brewing fanatic on New Year’s Eve?
“Hoppy Brew Beer!”
“I’m not impressed with the organizers of the New Year’s Eve celebration at Times Square. They always drop the ball.”
Where did the chef celebrate New Year’s?
“Thyme’s Square.”
What did the bull say on January 1?
“Happy New Steer.”
Why did the woman start making breakfast at 11:59 p.m. on December 31?
“She wanted a New Year’s toast.”
Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on December 31?
“He wanted to make a New Year’s toast!”
“They say New York City has the best New Year’s celebration, but I say it’s overrated. Every year they drop the ball.”
“On New Year’s Eve, we shall be feeling no pain – except, of course, for the champagne.”
“Some astronauts wanted to have a New Year’s party on the moon, but they didn’t planet in time.”
What do farmers grow on January 1?
“New Year’s Hay.”
What’s the luckiest band to listen to on New Year’s Day?
“Black-Eyed Peas”
“This New Year’s, try not to make any pour decisions. “
Funny New Years Dad Jokes
Where do you go to do your math homework on New Year’s Eve?
“Times Square”
What did the ghost say on January 1?
“Happy Boo Year”
Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow on New Year’s Eve?
“He wanted to start the year with sweet dreams.”
What was the caterpillar’s New Year’s resolution?
“To turn over a new leaf.”
What do dogs say on New Year’s Eve?
“Woof.”
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What did the friends say to each other at midnight on New Year’s Eve?
“I haven’t seen you since last year!”
What did the cat say on January 1?
“Happy Mew Year!”
“Sorry in advance for writing “2023” on everything for the next six months.”
“I’m still the same person I was last year—now I’m just hungover.”
“My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.”
“Here’s to making pour decisions tonight!”
Did you hear that Dracula passed out at midnight on New Year’s Eve?
“There was a count down!”
Why did the wall fall down on New Year’s Eve?
“It was plastered!”
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“Here’s a toast to our New Year’s resolutions, which will no doubt be toast by this time next year.”
“Unfortunately I have two left feet, making it impossible for me to start the new year on the right foot.”
Chinese New Year Dad Jokes
“Let’s celebrate Chinese New Year by comparing our adult children’s careers, income levels and marital statuses.”
“I’m opting for Chinese New Year resolutions, since my American New Year resolutions were an epic fail.”
“Happy Chinese New Year. Because the regular new year has already proven to be an irredeemable failure.”
“May your General Tso’s be prepared even faster than normal on this Chinese New Year.”
“If you celebrated Chinese New Year in America do you celebrated American Years in China?”
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“Remember, the Chinese word for opportunity is the same as the Chinese word for crisis. What does this mean? It means the Chinese are lazy. HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
“Happy Chinese New Year to you and the Chinese government official also reading this.”
“Let’s get wild this Chinese New Year by not asking the restaurant to leave out the MSG.”
“Chinese New Year, Mardi Gras and Valentines Day are too close…I don’t know what to paint on my nails.”
“I’d like to wish you a Happy Chinese New Year, but I don’t want to interrupt you until you’ve finished assembling my iPhone.”
“Happy Chinese New Year! Unless you’re Japanese.”
“Let’s celebrate Chinese New Year by rigidly conforming to the strictly enforced suggestions for celebrating.”
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