What’s the irony of time is that one who was evil now we use to make fun of them.
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Hitler Jokes, Puns, Memes, & Riddles Of All Time
What’s the difference between you and Hitler?
“Hitler knew when to kill himself.”
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
“At least Hitler actually did something.”
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
“One, he killed himself”
What did Hitler give he’s niece for her birthday?
“His gas bill was to high”
“Why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.”
What is the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
“Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterward.”
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
“He kept getting stuck in the Bunker”
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
“I can Nazi!”
What is Hitler’s least favorite month?
“Jewly.”
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
“How much did the haulla-cost”
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Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2?
“He killed Hitler.”
“Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait… never mind…”
What is Hitler’s favorite game?
“Nahtzee”
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
“He hated the poles.”
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“God said the first person to kill Hitler go’s to heaven. Hitler: Kills himself.”
“I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.”
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
“Jewpiter.”
Why couldn’t Hitler eat oranges?
“Because he hated the juice.”
Why can’t Hitler play baseball?
“It’s three reichs and you’re out.”
What does Hitler sleep with?
“Mein Kampforter.”
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn’t?
“Ended a race.”
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ’s?
“He always burns the franks.”
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
“Usain bolt can finish a race…”
“I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.”
I went to an auction today where they were selling a cheese grater once owned by both Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
“It was the grater of two evils.”
Hitler: “It’s getting cold. What is ze Wetter forecast?”
“Hail, Hitler.”
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Hitler went to a fortune teller and asked her,
“On what day will I die?”
The fortune teller told him that he would die on a Jewish holiday.
“Why are you so sure of that?” demanded Hitler.
“Any day,” she replied, “on which you die will be a Jewish holiday.”
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
“They both used their brain to paint the ceiling”
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, “I don’t like the juice.”
“Hitler heard him wrong.”
“The true reason why the Nazi’s lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.”
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
“Shoot the lawyer twice.”
One of Hitler’s assistants says to him one day, “Sir, we’re mining too many useless ores.”
Hitler replies, “Well, mine less.”
A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, “Mine FEWER!”
Hitler looks up and asks, “Yes?”
Why are Germans bad cooks?
“The only good one killed himself.”
What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
“An easy bake oven.”
Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
“Jews have 10 fingers.”
Wanna party with me like you just don’t care?
“Put your hand up 45° in the air!”
“Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.”
What’s the difference between Hitler and you?
“One didn’t keep posting on twitter about killing them selfs.”
“Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait… never mind…”
What’s the difference between Hitler and logan paul?
“At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!”
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, “Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!”
Why did the chef get fired?
“He took cooking advice from Hitler!”
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts?
“He only had one.”
Why was Hitler bad at math?
“He could only count to nein.”
What is Hitler’s favorite food?
“A hindenburger”
Why does Hitler drink milk?
“Because he doesn’t like juice.”
What car does Hitler drive?
“A fuhrerri.”
What was Hitler’s lucky number?
“Nein”
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What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him?
“Führereous”
“Hitler was a dic-Tator”
What is Hitler’s favorite book?
“Hitler and the chamber of secrets”
Why did Hitler’s girlfriend break up with him?
“He Hit-ler”
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
“He tied them In little nazi’s”
Why didn’t Hitler’s girlfriend like giving him a BJ?
“It left a Nazi taste in her mouth…”
“Hitler walked so Kim can run”
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