If you wonder where do dads keep their dad jokes then look below for jokes on Fathers Day.
Here are some handpicked Happy Fathers Day dad jokes to celebrate this special day and have a laugh with people around you.
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Happy Fathers Day Dad Jokes | Meme
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Father’s Day.
Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?
“Because Fathers are priceless.”
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time to say Happy Father’s Day!
What do you call a person who is not a dad who makes dad jokes?
“A Faux Pa.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Omelette
Omelette who?
Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day.
What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?
“Cheerios.”
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Teddy!
Teddy who?
Teddy (today) is Father’s Day!
What’s the best thing a new dad can get for Father’s Day?
“A long nap.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
June
June who?
June know any Father’s Day Jokes?
Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day?
“The moo-vies.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hop
Hop who?
Hoppy Father’s Day!
Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day?
“He was chili.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bacon
Bacon who?
Bacon cake for Father’s Day.
What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day?
“Take out the garrrrrrrrrrrbage without being asked.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh glad it’s Father’s Day, I am?
What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?
“Pooched eggs.”
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Don’t cry, it’s Father’s Day!
Why do sons love Father’s Day so much?
“Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally we go out to eat for Father’s Day.
What makes more noise than a child jumping on daddy’s bed on Father’s Day morning?
“Two children jumping on daddy’s bed!”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan at your Father’s Day gift is a no-no.
What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day?
“A bear hug.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby Father’s Day!
What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father’s Day dinner?
“Bone-appetit!”
What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner?
“Space suits.”
Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day?
“He had no hands.”
Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day?
“Because they thought he was the coolest dad.”
“It’s inappropriate to make a ‘dad joke’ if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.”
Dad Puns For Father’s Day | Meme
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Where’s the popcorn?”
“It’s not a dad bod; it’s a father figure. Happy Father’s Day!”
“The best dads are really punny.”
“Yoda best, Dad.”
“Dad puns—that’s how eye roll.”
“Dad, you’re a real fungi.”
“Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.”
“It’s knot a tie—you’re the best dad!”
“Father, I am your daughter.”
“I love your
baddad jokes.”
“You meet all of the koala-fications.”
“Dad, you’re dino-mite.”
“There’s gnome one like you.”
“You’re the tricera-tops!”
“Dad to the bone.”
“May the [golf] course be with you.”
“You’re tee-rific, Dad!”
“I turtle-y love my dad!”
“Olive you, Dad.”
“You did a grape job raisin me.”
“You can’t be beet.”
“I love you from my head tomatoes.”
“Thanks for always bacon me happy.”
“Nacho average dad.”
“You’re one in a melon.”
“Your dad yolks crack me up.”
“You are cereal-ously the best.”
“It sounds cheesy, but you’re the gratest.”
“Thanks for pudding up with me.”
“I love you, Dad, pho-real.”
“Lettuce give thanks for you today!”
“I think you’re a pretty big dill, Dad.”
“Our family would be muffin without you.”
“You’re one of my two favorite pear-ants!”
Bad Dad Jokes For Father’s Day
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
“Prime mates.”
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
“A little hoarse.”
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
“Times Square.”
“Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.”
What does garlic do when it gets hot?
“It takes its cloves off.”
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
“He neverlands.”
What did the vet say to the cat?
“How are you feline?”
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
“A pouch potato!”
What happens when M&M’s can’t agree on anything?
“They reach an M-passe.”
What do you call a fake noodle?
“An impasta.”
What do you call a belt made of watches?
“A waist of time.”
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?
“Traffic jam.”
How do you get a good price on a sled?
“You have toboggan.”
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?
“By its bark.”
“I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.”
What’s a robot’s favorite snack?
“Computer chips.”
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
“Nothing, it’s on the house.”
“Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.”
What do clouds wear?
“Thunderwear.”
Why are piggy banks so wise?
“They’re filled with common cents.”
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?
“Fast food!”
Where do young trees go to learn?
“Elementree school.”
Did you hear about the circus fire?
“It was in tents.”
Can February March?
“No, but April May!”
How do lawyers say goodbye?
“We’ll be suing ya!”
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
“Never mind—it’s tearable.”
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
“Live stream.”
“Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.”
“I could tell a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.”
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