50+ Best Thanksgiving Riddles For Adults | November | Hard 2022

Thanksgiving is all about food, friends & family, parties, and games, to relieve your stress and enjoy the moment.

So to make your fun time more interesting we have gathered a list of Thanksgiving riddles for adults.

These riddles are funny, naughty, and dirty to heat up the temperature of your room. 

Moreover, these thanksgiving questions include (tricky) hard riddles on November as well crossword puzzles (trivia) for adults.

Pick suitable puzzles to have a fun time asking these riddles with friends and others. Enjoy!

November Riddles For Adults 2022

November Riddles For Adults

I start with a “p” and end with “o-r-n.” I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
“Popcorn.”

What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
“Talk.”

I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
“Your nose.”

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
“A tent.”

What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?
“A fork.”

All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
“An elevator.”

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I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I?
“Peanut butter.”

What three-letter word starts with an “s,” ends with “x,” and has a vowel in the middle?
“Six.”

What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
“The lawn.”

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
“A seatbelt.”

What does a dog do that a man steps into?
“Pants.”

My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I?
“A lawyer.”

I’m great for protection. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
“Gloves.”

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I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?
“A bowling ball.”

What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
“Erasers.”

Hard Thanksgiving Riddles For Adults 2022

Hard Thanksgiving Riddles For Adults

Many people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective. It’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they?
“Tweets.”

What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?
“Legs.”

Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
“Your wedding band.”

How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
“Put a nippl3 on it.”

What is soft and wet on the inside while hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.
“A coconut.”

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What’s long and hard when it’s young and soft and small when it’s old?
“A candle.”

What will you get if you cross a turkey and a monkey?
“A banana that gobbles.”

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
“The outside.”

Is it possible for a turkey to fly higher than an ostrich?
“Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.”

It has ears but it cannot hear and it has flakes but it has no hair. What is it?
“Corn.”

Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips and also as fries. What am I?
“A potato.”

Why didn’t the Pilgrims tell each other their secrets in the cornfield?
“Because the corn had ears.”

It’s something I spy with my little eye. I’m an orange squash that is baked in a pie. What am I?
“A pumpkin.”

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Why is it that the turkey didn’t finish its dessert?
“Because it was already stuffed.”

This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
turKEY!”

What is Dracula’s all-time favorite holiday?
“Fangsgiving.”

What is the most favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?
“Squash”

Why did the turkey decide to cross the road?
“To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!”

What is brown, big, and red all over?
“A turkey with a scoop of cranberry sauce.”

Why did the pilgrim cross the road?
“Because he was actually chasing the turkey!”

You see this festive event along the street on this very special day, from Felix to Mickey to Dora and Bugs Bunny, all of the people will make way. What is it?
“The Thanksgiving Day Parade.”

Thanksgiving Puzzles For Adults Printables

If you are not so perfect at asking questions or riddles, use these thanksgiving riddles for adults, and make them, your fan.

Moreover, check out these jokes, riddles, and memes on food, love, animal, and holiday to get more ideas to suit different moods and situations.

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