Are you looking for some cheesy Thanksgiving jokes to annoy your friends and family this Thanksgiving?
Then I must tell you, you have landed in the right place!
After a complete year, you are back together with your family and friends for the longest holiday season of the year.
Chessy jokes signify something that isn’t too exciting but not to the extent of making it extremely boring.
Also, these include dirty, funny riddles and jokes for work, and a lot more.
While sharing the pleasure of being and cooking together a Thanksgiving turkey with family and friends, ought to bring up some awkward and stressful conversations.
Happy Thanksgiving.!!
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Dirty Cheesy Thanksgiving Jokes For Adults 2024
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack, quack!”
How do you win an argument with your family at Thanksgiving this year?
“Hit the “End Meeting” button.”
If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be most famous for?
“Their age.”
What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving Day?
“On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for one day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.”
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
“Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.”
One Thanksgiving morning, a farmer walks into his house with a turkey under his arm. “This is the pig I’ve been sleeping with,” he says.
“That’s a turkey,” his wife says.
The man answers, “I wasn’t talking to you.”
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What does a disappointed mother turkey tell her kids?
“If your father could see you now, he’d be rolling over in his gravy!”
Why was the turkey ruined on Thanksgiving?
“I have no idea, but I suspect foul play.”
I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie,
but some people say that’s “irrational”.
This morning, my wife said she wanted me to help fix Thanksgiving dinner.
I said, “Why? Is it broken?
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to Thanksgiving dinner?
“He got the cold shoulder.”
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Why did the cranberries turn red?
“Because they saw the turkeys dressing.”
What sound does a turkey with one leg make?
“Wobble, wobble!”
I was going to serve sweet potatoes for Thanksgiving, but I accidentally sat on them.
Now I’m serving “squash”.
What can never, ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?
“Thanksgiving breakfast.”
What do jazz-lovers put on their potatoes at Thanksgiving?
“Groovy.”
What are turkeys thankful for on Thanksgiving?
“Vegans.”
Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one,
as each relative goes home.
What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”
What do you call a turkey’s evil twin?
“A Gobblegänger.”
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Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
“He was ready for a roast.”
What smells the best at the Thanksgiving dinner table?
“Your nose”
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What has feathers and a beak but is dressed?
“A Thanksgiving turkey.”
Where do turkeys go to dance?
“The Butter Ball.”
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
“Neither — you should use a knife.”
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
“The outside.”
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
“In the dictionary.”
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What do you get when you have Broom Hilda on the beach with a turkey?
“A turkey sand-witch.”
Why did the turkey cross the road?
“To prove he wasn’t chicken.”
What happened to the turkey who got in a fight?
“He got the stuffing knocked out of him.”
I can be smashed, baked, carved, and you can see me everywhere on Thanksgiving. What am I?
“A pumpkin.”
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
“On their feet.”
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
“Their age.”
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
“Plymouth rock.”
What kind of key has legs but can’t open a door?
“A turKEY.”
I can be hot or cold and made with fruit, vegetable, or meat. But either way, on a Thanksgiving table, I will be a treat. What am I ?
“A pie.”
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
“Because of their fowl language.”
I have ears, but I cannot hear. I have flakes, but I have no hair. What am I?
“Corn.”
What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?
“Thanksgiving breakfast and lunch.”
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What do grateful, thankful, wonderful, and joyful have all in common?
“They are all stuffed.”
What is brown, big, and red all over?
“A turkey with cranberry sauce.”
What do the Pilgrims, Indigenous people, and Puritans have in common?
“The letter “i.”
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
“Lots of drumsticks.”
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
“Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.”
What are unhappy cranberries called?
“Blueberries.”
You reap what you sow because of this, remove the first three letters, and it becomes an object you can wear. What is it?
“A harVEST.”
If it took three people four hours to roast a turkey, how long would it take four people to roast the same turkey?
“None, the turkey is already cooked.”
What are you going to get if you breed a turkey with an octopus?
“Eight feather dusters.”
What has feathers, is the star of a November feast, and goes up and down?
“A turkey in an elevator.”
I spy with my little eye an orange squash that is baked in a pie. What am I?
“A pumpkin.”
Which classic Thanksgiving beverage is considered to be sad?
“Apple sigh-der.”
If you like sweet side dishes, I will make you a happy fellow, as I have sweet potatoes as well as sugar and marshmallow. What am I?
“Candied yams.”
If you want to picture fall, my image would be best. I am a horn that is filled with all the season’s harvest. What am I?
“Cornucopia.”
What sound does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble!”
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a monkey?
“A banana that gobbles.”
It is a kitchen appliance, but it is not trying to boast. In November at Thanksgiving, your delicious turkey is what it roasts. What is it?
“An oven.”
What’s blue and covered with lots of feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”
If you feel scared on Halloween and jolly on Christmas, how do you feel on Thanksgiving?
“Stuffed!”
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What is Dracula’s favorite holiday of the year?
“It is Fangs-giving day.”
Why did the pilgrims’ pants always fall?
“Because the pilgrims used to wear their buckles on their hats.”
Why was the Thanksgiving feast extremely expensive?
” Because it had 24 carrots.”
What face do pilgrims make when they are in pain?
“Pil-grim face.”
Why was the Thanksgiving feast extremely expensive?
“Because it had 24 carrots.”
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What face do pilgrims make when they are in pain?
“Pil-grim face.”
What would happen if a cranberry became sad?
” It would turn into a blueberry.”
How can you know the age of a pilgrim?
” By asking them about pilgrim-age.”
What would you call it if someone presents you with a tofu-turkey?
“Pranks-giving Day.”
What pop song do people play on Thanksgivings day?
“All about that baste.”
What dish on the table makes the worst jokes at a Thanksgiving dinner?
“The corny bread.”
What did the pilgrim call his friends who came with him on Mayflower?
“Pal-grims.”
How did the pilgrims travel to pursue higher studies?
“On scholarships.”
What will you call a creature who came back bloated from the Thanksgiving feast?
“A stuffed animal.”
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes Riddles 2024
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What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
“He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”
“You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.”
Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner?
“Because he will gobble it up.”
If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
“A goblet.”
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
“Quack, Quack!”
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
“He sensed fowl play.”
What key has legs and can’t open a door?
“A turkey.”
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
“Because he had his own drumsticks.”
What do you call a running turkey?
“Fast food.”
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What kind of weather does a turkey like?
“Fowl weather.”
What did the leftover turkey say?
“Make me a sandwich!”
What’s blue and covered in feathers?
“A turkey holding its breath.”
What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?
“All about that baste.”
Why did the turkey cross the road?
“He wanted people to think he was a chicken.”
Why was the turkey put in jail?
“The police suspected fowl play.”
How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner?
“He was already stuffed.”
What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google.”
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
“A poultry-geist.”
What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
“Squash casserole.”
What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
“The casse-role.”
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?
“Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
“Peach gobbler!”
Why did the cranberries turn red?
“Because they saw the turkey dressing.”
“You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.”
“My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That’s it. That’s the joke.”
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
“It had 24 carrots.”
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes For Work 2024
“I’m all about that baste.”
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
“My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”
“Let’s get basted.”
“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“Oh my gourd, I ate too much.”
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t drink eat this much!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll eat all the leftovers!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?”
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the gravy, I want some more.
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes For Kid 2024
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
“A har-vest.”
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
“Plymouth Rock.”
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
“Pilgrims.”
Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?
“It’s a crummy job.”
What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?
“Pilgrimage.”
Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
“Because they wear their buckles on their hats!”
What’s John Wayne’s favorite holiday?
“Thanksgiving, Pilgrim.”
Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
“There was no thyme!”
What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
“Nothing—it’s already stuffed.”
Which holiday is Dracula’s favorite?
“Fangs-giving.”
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
“The turkey trot.”
What instrument does a turkey play?
“The drumsticks!”
What kind of key can’t open doors?
“A tur-key.”
What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble.”
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
“May the forks be with you.”
Hope you found these cheesy Thanksgiving jokes and hilarious riddles, and have borrowed some of them from here to crack on your Thanksgiving dinner table.
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