Funny Christmas Carol Jokes 2022
What do you give carollers when they sing for you?
Which Christmas carollers are more noticeable on Christmas?
“The ones that have a presence.”
Why was the caroller arrested?
“She was in a big treble.”
Who was the most famous carolling vegetable?
What kind of songs did the elf carollers sing?
What do thirsty Christmas carollers sing?
“Mountain Dew You Hear What I Hear?”
What Christmas Carol do they always sing in the Amazon?
What did the father say when carollers came to sing?
“Christmas be my lucky day.”
What screams like Tarzan outside your front door on Christmas eve?
“Christmas Carol Burnett.”
What has forty feet and sings?
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Why did the girl sit on her dad’s shoulder to go carolling?
“So she could reach the high notes.”
What makes pirates such good Christmas Carollers?
“They’re used to hitting the high C”
What Christmas song do dogs like?
“Bark, The Herald Angels Sing.”
Why couldn’t the Christmas Caroller get inside his home?
“He could never find the keys.”
Who gets invited to the most holiday parties?
Why was the group of Christmas carol singers arrested?
“They were found with hot chocolate (hot is slang for stolen).”
Which state has the most singers on Christmas eve?
“I enjoyed reading “A Christmas carol” up until Scrooge turned into a nice guy.”
What’s a kidnapped child’s favorite Christmas Carol?
“Away with a stranger”
“I just watched A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart. What he’s doing around my house I don’t know.”
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What Christmas Carol is banned in the psychiatric ward?
“Do you hear what I hear?”
Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India?
“We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas.”
What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?
“We Three Kims”
What’s Donald Trumps’s favorite Christmas carol?
Muppet Christmas Carol Jokes 2022
“Rizzo the Rat: Oh, what was that?
Gonzo: Two o’clock.
Rizzo the Rat: Is it too early for breakfast?
Rizzo the Rat: Oh good, suppertime!”
“Gonzo: I am here to tell the story.
Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.”
“After all, there’s only one more sleep ’til Christmas.”
“Ghost of Christmas Past: Let us see another Christmas at this place.
Ebenezer Scrooge: They were pretty much all the same. Nothing ever changed.
Ghost of Christmas Past: You changed.”
“Rizzo the Rat: Light the lamp, not the rat. Light the lamp! Not the rat!”
“Rizzo the Rat: Mother always taught me: never eat singing food.”
“Ebenezer Scrooge: You’re a little absent-minded, spirit.
Ghost of Christmas Present: No, I am a large absent-minded spirit.”
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“Ebenezer Scrooge: What business has brought you here?
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your welfare.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Heh, a night’s unbroken rest might aid my welfare.
Ghost of Christmas Past: Your salvation, then.”
“Ebenezer Scrooge: What an employer he was. As hard and ruthless as a rose petal.”
“Robert Marley: We were always heckling you.
Jacob Marley: It’s good to be heckling again.
Robert Marley: It’s good to be doing anything again.”
“Sam the Eagle: Oh, you will love business. It is the American way.
Gonzo: Uh, Sam?
Sam the Eagle: Oh. It is the British way!”
“Ebenezer Scrooge: I intend to raise your salary.
Miss Piggy: And I intend to raise you right off the pavement.”
Humbug Jokes 2022
“Well,I Decked the Halls today…
They kept coming over singing those damn Christmas carols. Bah humbug!”
What’s Scrooge’s favorite food?
I hope these funny Christmas carol jokes are a fun activity to share with friends and others who love carol.
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