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The best way to start a party is a perfect Halloween dad jokes. Isn’t it?

Halloween jokes are of different types like dirty, spooky, corny, flirty, or cheesy but dad jokes are the best among all of them.

A bit cringy and a bit silly, which leads to a room, full of laughter.

We have gathered a list of the best types of Halloween dad jokes on costumes for your Halloween holidays.

So, have a look at these jokes, memes, and riddles. Have fun!

Awesome Halloween Dad Jokes

Best Halloween Dad Jokes

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

How do you know when a ghost is sad?
“He starts boo hoping.”

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
“For the Boos.”

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
“It didn’t have a haunting license.”

What’s a ghost’s favorite play?
“Romeo and Ghoul-iet.”

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What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
“A night-mare.”

How do ghosts send letters?
“Through the ghost office.”

Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
“He wanted everyone scared stiff.”

What room does a ghost not need in a house?
“A living room.” 

Bad Dad Halloween Jokes

Bad Dad Halloween Jokes

What do short-sighted ghouls wear?

Why did the Jack-o’-Lantern look after the pie?
“They were pump-kin.”

What kind of boats do vampires travel in?
“Blood vessels.”

What’s a ghost’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Little BOO Peep.”

What does a ghost do when he gets in the car?
“Puts on his sheet belt.”

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?

 Why do ghosts hate rainy Halloweens?
“It dampens their spirits.”

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 Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
“No body.”

Why are ghosts great cheerleaders?
“Because they have spirit.”

Why is Dracula so easy to fool?
“Because he’s a sucker.”

Which monster is red, round and only comes out in late October?

How do monsters like their eggs?

What do witches use on their hair?
“Scare spray.”

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

Who did the demon take to the Halloween dance?
“His ghoul friend.”

Halloween Dad Jokes One Liners

Halloween Dad Jokes One Liners

What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
“Spare ribs.”

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
“Fish and ships.”

“The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you’re not will lead to a sweet reward.”

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
“I Scream.”

“I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I’m dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.”

“For Halloween, we dressed up as almonds. Everyone could tell we were nuts.”

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“I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s Election night.”

“Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween.”

What do witches put on their hair?
“Scare spray!”

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
“A nectarine.”

What pants do ghosts wear?
“BOO jeans.”

In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.

What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
“A human bean.”

Halloween Dad Joke Memes

Halloween Dad Joke Memes
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Halloween Dad Meme

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Halloween Dad Jokes For Adults

Halloween Dad Jokes For Adults

What’s unique about sex with vampires?
“They only come at night.”

How do skeletons make babies?
“They bone.”

Why do skeletons enjoy sex with dainty women?
“They like to bone a petite.”

What do vampires use to make tea? 

What does the devil have between his legs?
“He has great balls of fire.”

What is Dracula’s pornstar name?
“Vlad the Impaler.”

What is a vampire’s favourite part of s*x?

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Why don’t witches have babies?
“Their husbands have crystal balls.” 

 “How do two skeletons have s*x. By boning all night long.”

“If Dracula were a furry, what would his name be? Nos-fur-atu.”

How do two skeletons have s*x?
“By boning all night long.”

Dumb Halloween Dad Jokes

Dumb Halloween Dad Jokes

Why did the monster go inside the bar?
“For the boos.”

What is the witch’s favorite crime show?
“America’s Most Haunted.” 

 What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff?
“A jack-ass-o-lantern.”

Why do skeletons make good comedians?
“They are two humerus.”

What health insurance do Halloween creatures use?

Why do cemeteries have walls and fences?
“Because people are always dying to get in.”

What is a vampire’s worst fear?
“Tooth decay.”

What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game?
“Tibial Pursuit.”

What do skeletons call a raging fun party?
“An osteoblast!”

I heard there is a skeleton in your closet?
“No, the body hasn’t decomposed yet.” 

Why did the team of witches lose the softball game?
“Their bats kept flying away.”

What did the boy ghost ask his father?
“Do humans really exist?”

Where do most ghouls and goblins live in 2019?
“In North Scarolina and South Scarolina.”

What do you call six witches in a jacuzzi?
“A self cleaning coven.”

What is a vampire’s favorite flavor of ice cream?

I hope you had a good time reading these, if you like such jokes on Halloween, you can also check our Halloween jokes.

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