70+ Funny Jokes For Teens | Clean | Adults | One Liner | Girl | Guy 2024

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We all have a teen in us who loves funny jokes, especially with friends with whom we can crack the lamest jokes.

Therefore, here I have compiled some of the best collections of funny jokes for teens, which include clean jokes for teens from 13 to 19 years old.

You can crack up your child with these clean one-liners teen jokes whenever you both need a good laugh.

Moreover, adults can also feel relaxed and comfortable using funny dad jokes for adults and teens clean. Enjoy!

Funny Jokes For Teens 2024

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What is a little bear with no teeth is called?
“A gummy bear”

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How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
“They wave.”

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“If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest.”

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What book won’t teachers give you credit for reading?

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
“Because she will let it go.”

What has four wheels and flies?
“A garbage truck”

Is this pool safe for diving?
“It deep ends.”

What did the nose say to the finger?
“Quit picking on me.”

“My friend thinks he’s smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut in his face.”

“A girl in a restaurant asked me “Are you single?”. I happily replied “Yes”. She took away the extra chair in front of me.”

“I lost my job so I decided to try telling jokes for a living. Unfortunately, just like me, none of them work.”

What gets sharper the more you use it, but dull if you don’t use it at all?

“I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.”

What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.”

What do you call high school kids who haven’t been able to go to school because of COVID-19?

What has hands but can’t clap?
“A clock.”

What do you call a dog that can tell time?
“A watch dog.”

“Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.”

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Are you free tomorrow?
“No, I’m expensive. Sorry.”

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.
“Then it hit me.”

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What do you call a sleeping bull?
“A bulldozer.”

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What bow can’t be tied?
“A rainbow.”

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How does NASA organize a party?
“They planet.”

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Why did banana go to doctor?
“It wasn’t peeling well.”

What does the world’s top dentist get?
“A little plaque.”

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
“Breathe, man! Breathe.”

What’s sticky and brown?
“A stick.”

What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
“The telephone.”

Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?”
Student: “My father’s checkbook.”

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What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
“Clean jokes.”

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
“Time to get a new clock.”

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
“Because she wanted to go to high school.”

How are false teeth like stars?
“They come out at night.”

What building in your town has the most stories?
“The public library.”

What did one egg say to another?
“You crack me up.”

Have you heard where the word “studying” came from?

What did the punching bag say to the boxer?
“Hit me baby one more time.”

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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
“Finding half a worm in your apple.”

What do a judge and an English teacher have in common?
“Sentences. Lots and lots of sentences.”

What are two things you can’t have for breakfast?
“Lunch and dinner.”

Funny Teenage Jokes One-Liners 2024

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“My bed is more comfortable in the morning than it is at night.”

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“The more this towel dries, the wetter it gets.”

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“I’m on a sea food diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.”

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“Baby, you are just like a Barbie. Plastic and no brain.”

“Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.”

“I tried to do my homework but my pencil broke, so it was pointless.”

“If adulthood would come with a GPS, it would mostly just say “recalculating“

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“I was going to tell a pizza joke, but it was too cheesy.”

“One bird can’t make a pun. But toucan.”

“If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?

“I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can…”

“When life gives you melons, you might be a little confused.”

“I don’t suffer from insanity — I enjoy every minute of it.”

“I wanted to be a doctor but I didn’t have the patients.”

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own question?
“I do.”

“A sandwich tried to get a reservation at a restaurant, but the waiter said they don’t serve food there.”

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“They say money talks. All mine says is “goodbye.”

“People that do not know me, think I am shy. People that know me, wish I was shy.”

“Admit it, you have Googled yourself before.”

“Be Strong – whispering to my WiFi.”

Funny Teen Jokes For Adults 2024

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How did the barber win the race?
“He knew a shortcut.”

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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
“A slipper.”

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If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

I got my husband a fridge for his birthday.
“His face lit up when he opened it.”

“I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory: all I did was take a day off”

What do you call a fake noodle?
“An im-pasta.”

What do lawyers wear to court?

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
“He couldn’t see himself doing it.”

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What do you call an angry carrot?
“A steamed veggie.”

Why was the ghost so tired?
“He worked the graveyard shift.”

What kind of music do planets like?

When do computers overheat?
“When they need to vent.”

What do you call an alligator detective?
“An investi-gator.”

Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?
“He had a hard drive.”

How does a rancher keep track of his cattle?
“With a cow-culator.”

Why did the bicycle collapse?
“It was two tired.”

Where do baby cats learn to swim?
“The kitty pool.”

What do you get from a pampered cow?
“Spoiled milk.”

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Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?
“He wanted his quarterback.”

Wanna hear a joke about paper?
“Never mind—it’s tearable.”

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Why do ducks have feathers?
“To cover their butt quacks.”

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Why should you never trust stairs?
“They’re always up to something.”

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What do computers eat for a snack?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
“Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.”

What do you call sad coffee?

How is Christmas like your job?
“You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.”

Why did the man fall down the well?
“Because he couldn’t see that well.”

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What animal is the worst at hiding?
“The leopard — he’s always spotted.”

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

What do dentists call their x-rays?
“Tooth pics”

Do you want to hear a construction joke?
“Sorry, I’m still working on it.”

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
“Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.”

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
“I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.”

How do you make a tissue dance?
“Put a little boogie in…”

What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.”

What is red and smells like blue paint?
“Red paint.”

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Where does the General keep his armies?
“In his sleevies.”

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
“Because it has a million degrees”

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
“The taste.”

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
“There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.”

I hope you have found these jokes for teens useful to make everyone around laugh around including yourself.

Moreover, check out these riddles and memes on food, love, animals, and holiday to get more ideas that suit different moods and situations.

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