Saturday is something that a lot of us are eagerly anticipating.
During the day, we may sleep in, stay out late with friends, and be lazy without feeling any guilt.
But the fear of Monday is constant. Isn’t it?
What if you had Saturday jokes that would not only brighten your weekend holidays but also prepare you for the weekends ahead?
Here are some weekend jokes to help you stay motivated, for adults to battle through the week at work, and look forward to Saturday.
Moreover, these Saturday puns include jokes quotes, and one liners to have a fun time with people around you.
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Saturday Jokes One Liners | Puns
“My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on tv, and eating.”
“Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.”
“Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you.”
“I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday.”
“It’s hard to nap on Saturdays or the weekends.”
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“Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans.”
“Life is a wretched gray Saturday but has to be lived through.”
“It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.”
“Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week.”
Saturday Jokes Quotes
“Without the weekend, where would the week be?” Anthony T. Hincks
“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” Debasish Mridha
“I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October.” Charmaine J. Forde
“A Sunday clears away the rust from the whole week.” Joseph Addison
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” Phil Dunphy
“This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” Robert Rivers
“Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on ‘Soul Train’.” Nick Cannon
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“The weekend doesn’t have enough days.” Rod Schmidt
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” Glen Cook
“There were many reasons to regard Saturday as the second best day after Friday.” R. Phillip Ritter
“The only reason we ask other people about their weekends is to tell them about our own.” Chuck Palahniuk
“Come on, come on, turn the radio on, It’s Saturday, and it won’t be long” Sia
“I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner.” Ina Garten
“I still do love monsters. And when I was a kid, they were really important to me. I couldn’t wait for Saturday night.” Emil Ferris
Weekend Jokes For Adults
“I think weekends are made in China. They don’t last very long.”
How much fun did the priest have on the weekend?
“Nun”
What comes after Black Friday?
“Broke Saturday”
What do you call a stoned Canadian before the weekend?
“Fried, eh?”
“Mondays come to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”
“I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend. None of you are invited.”
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
“To keep their nuts dry!”
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“I think we should swap the weekend days. Because Sundays are definitely sadder days.”
What did the lazy person do the day after Friday?
“Sat”
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoons?
“They go on peck-nics.”
Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday?
“Saturday, because Friday is a weak day.”
“The weekend before last, I attended a seafood disco. I pulled a mussel.”
“Sometimes during the weekends I drink some water. You know, to surprise my liver.”
“If you think Thursday are depressing, wait two days. Then it would be a sadder day (Saturday)”
“The snowmen like to do what on the weekend? Chill out.”
What should have been the name of the sequel of Friday the 13th?
“Saturday the 14th.”
Why could I not attend my friend’s dumplings party on Saturday morning? “Because I had to wok on Friday night.”
“I tell myself every weekend, “John, you may want to give up drinking.” Thank God my name is not a John.”
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“Every weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park, but it’s getting increasingly difficult… to find exactly 32 of them.”
“Over the past few weekends, my wife has only taken me to look at expensive new countertops. I’m tired of being taken for granite.”
“Those who recover on Saturdays and Sundays have a weekend immune system.”
What does a pirate do on the weekend?
“Y-AAARRR-dwork.”
Weekend Jokes For Work
“The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.”
Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday?
“Sunday. Monday is a weekday.”
“Mondays make me sad, but 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.”
What days are the strongest?
“Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weakdays.”
“I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.”
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“A work week is so rough that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.”
What do you call someone who is happy on Mondays?
“Unemployed.”
“I hate Mondays, but at least they only happen once a week.”
“The biggest lie I tell myself every week is that I’ll be productive on Fridays.”
I hope these Saturday Jokes will help you in making your weekend plans full of laughter.
Share this with your friends and family and make them giggle with you. Have fun!
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