70+ Knock Knock Jokes Flirty | Him-Her | Crush | Friends | Dirty 2022

If you are wondering what are the funniest knock knock jokes then you are at the right place.

To impress someone, you need to show you’re smart as well as your romantic side.

Umm!! You know people nowadays ask for humor more than intelligence, right? 

And flirty knock knock jokes are the best way to show them your funny and humorous side.

It’s an excellent way to showcase your cheesy, flirty, and intelligent side to him or her as well.

Moreover, these flirty jokes also feature dirty puns for adults to help you have a fun time with friend, girlfriend, or boyfriend.

Here is a list of top Knock Knock jokes flirty to impress your crush girl or guy.

Flirty Knock Knock Jokes For Adults 2022

Knock Knock Jokes For Adults Flirty

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing later tonight?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can go on a date?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Russian
Russian who?
I’m Russian to get your phone number!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Would you mind pudding your phone number in my contact list?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Axe.
Axe who?
May I axe you on a date?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ion.
Ion who?
I’ve got my ion you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
We’d make a great pear, don’t you think?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out tonight.

Flirty Dirty Knock Knock Jokes 2022

Flirty Knock Knock Jokes Dirty

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me h*rny.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
master,
master who,
master baiter.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
fire!
fire who?
It’s not that bad, I just need someone to blow me.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana lay you

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme

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Knock knock.
who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Black Beard,
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the Pirate because I got that booty.

Knock knock.
who’s there?
the dentist,
the dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling. 

Knock knock.
who’s there?
Tag, tag who?
I thought you said you wanted to be chaste.

Best Knock Knock Jokes Flirty For Her 2022

Knock Knock Jokes Flirty For Her

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s kiss!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pauline!
Pauline who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise your boyfriend!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don’t you?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.

Knock Knock Jokes Flirty For Him 2022

Knock Knock Jokes Flirty For Him

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spelling bee.
Spelling bee who?
Spelling be mine: B-E-M-I-N-E.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aherd.
Aherd who?
Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
(Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Johann.
Johann who?
Johann a beautiful smile!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anime!
Anime who?
Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juan!
Juan who?
The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lenna.
Lenna who?
Lenna little closer and I’ll tell you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there? 
Howard 
Howard who? 
Howard you like a big kiss? 

Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes 2022

Cheesy Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eyesore.
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita kiss from you, please!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda who?
Baby, Yoda one for me!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
I needle little love right now.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, who else?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in this world can keep us apart.

Knock Knock Jokes For Friends 2022

Knock Knock Jokes For Friends

Knock knock.
Who’s there? 
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Gouda knock knock jokes, don’t you think?

Knock knock.
Who’s there? 
You.
You who? 
You hoo, anybody home?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe. 
Europe who? 
No, YOU’RE a poo!

Knock knock.
Who’s there? 
Linda. 
Linda who? 
Linda Hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there? 
Ruff ruff. 
Ruff ruff who?
Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sue. Sue who? 
I’ll see you in court!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon. 
Bacon who? 
Baking some cookies in there? It smells delicious!

Knock knock.
Who’s there? 
Weekend. 
Weekend who? 
Weekend do anything we want!

Knock knock.
Who’s there? 
Hawaii. 
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Flirty Knock Knock Jokes For Crush 2022

Flirty Knock Knock Jokes For Crush

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Saint Valentine.
Saint Valentine who?
Saint Valentine’s Day without you!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese awful cute, ain’t she?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you real soon.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Don’t break my heart, I’m only cumin.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette, you steal my heart.

You can impress your crush easily with these flirty Knock Knock jokes.

So bookmark this page on your phone, and make your dating game up. Good Luck!

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