75+ Really Bad Puns Jokes | One Liners | Terrible | Worst | Horrible 2024

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What is Pun?

A pun is a joke that uses words with several meanings or that sound similar to other terms.

And a bad joke is a bad joke, No matter what.

However, some terrible jokes and memes are so utterly silly that they rise beyond their own terribleness to achieve a higher level of humor.

We are all, in some way, helpless against jokes that take pleasure in their own cheesiness. 

Here we’ve compiled a list of the worst bad jokes ever or one-liners as proof.

And the fun fact, these jokes are so horrible that they end up being laughable.

Pick suitable bad jokes, puns, and riddles that suit different moods and situations for this holiday season. Enjoy!

Really Bad Pun Jokes One-Liners | Horrible 2024

Really Bad Puns One-Liners Jokes

“Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.”

Why do bees hum?
“They don’t remember the lyrics!”

“Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.”

“Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.”

“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”

“Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.”

“Atheism is a non-prophet organization.”

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“At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted?”

“I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.”

“Did Noah include termites on the ark?”

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.”

“I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves.”

“The man who created autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.”

“I hope there’s no pop quiz on the class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.”

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“If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come banks have branches?”

Short Bad Puns, Jokes & Riddles 2024

Short Bad Puns, Jokes & Riddles

“I doubt, therefore, I might be.”

“I had an “hourglass” figure, but then the sand shifted.”

“It sure takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.”

“PMS jokes are not funny — period!”

“Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.”

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“Keep the dream alive — hit your snooze button.”

“I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.”

“My math teacher called me average. She’s so mean!”

“When dogs go to sleep, they read bite-time stories before bed.”

“Dogs hate driving because they can never find a barking space.”

“I didn’t like my beard at first, but it grew on me.”

“I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.”

“A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws it out.”

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“When everything is coming your way — you’re in the wrong lane.”

“R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.”

Dark Humor Jokes & Riddles 2024

Dark Humor Jokes & Riddles

“I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.”

“My therapist said time heals all wounds. So I stabbed her.”

What makes sad people jump?

“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.”

“If you think I would joke about Alzheimer’s, forget it.”

“Jokes about IS-IS are all about the execution.”

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“S*x is like air. It only matters if you aren’t getting any.”

“My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support.”

“My wife says s*x is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.”

“Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.”

“I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.”

“If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?”

“Shout out to my grandma since that’s the only way she can hear you.”

“I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.”

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“It’s sad how my friend was struck by the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.”

Worst Puns | Jokes Ever To Make Everyone Go LOL 2024

Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the burglar rob a bakery?
“He needed the dough.”

“I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that Instagram.”

“Whiteboards are remarkable.”

What vitamin helps you to see?
“Vitamin C.”

“I went to a seafood disco last week. I pulled a mussel.”

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“Life is like a diploma. As in my parents keep telling me to get one.”

How do you make holy water?
“You boil the hell out of it.”

Why did the picture go to jail?
“Because it was framed.”

What goes, “Oh, oh, oh”?
“Santa walking backward.”

“The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on the list.”

Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?
“He got 12 months.”

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
“A dino-snore.”

What do you call a hippie’s wife?

“I don’t suffer from insanity — I enjoy every minute of it.”

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Did you hear they arrested the devil?
“Yeah, they got him in possession.”

Good Bad Jokes & Riddles 2024

Good Bad Jokes

Why can’t you trust an atom?
“Because they make up everything.”

What do you call a cow with two legs?
“Lean beef!”

“I just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.”

“I’d like to go to Holland someday. Wooden shoe?”

“The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella. But he hesitated.”

“Before the invention of the wheel… everything was a drag!”

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

What do you give to a sick lemon?
“Lemon aid!”

What do bees do if they need a ride?
“Wait at the buzz stop!”

When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
“Dead ends!”

What kind of dogs love car racing?
“Lap dogs!”

What to hear a joke about paper?
“Never mind, it’s wearable.”

“I’m not a big fan of stairs. They’re always up to something.”

So, this was our list of really bad puns and jokes, which will somehow make you laugh.

We have carefully selected each of these puns for you to enjoy. So if you are bad with puns, you know where to go…

Moreover, check out these jokes, memes, and riddles on food, animals, love, and holiday to get more ideas for different moods and situations.

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